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Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

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Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

Also did you know Chuck Norris facts are soooooooooooo 5 minutes ago. Like, fah real.

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Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

Also did you know Chuck Norris facts are soooooooooooo 5 minutes ago. Like, fah real.

 

Chuck Norris has nothing on this man

 

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Jack Bauer would own the whole NBA

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quote:
Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

Also did you know Chuck Norris facts are soooooooooooo 5 minutes ago. Like, fah real.

 

OH is that soooooooo little valley girl???

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Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

quote:
Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

Also did you know Chuck Norris facts are soooooooooooo 5 minutes ago. Like, fah real.

 

OH is that soooooooo little valley girl???

LOL, i'm only playing with you man. Those things are timeless!

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

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Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

quote:
Originally posted by magicfreak#1:

Did you know that in 1940 Chuck Norris invented the C-section birth by round house kicking his way out of his mother's woumb. Nobody delivers Chuck NORRIS, accept Chuck NORRIS, since that day the number of round house related deaths

have increased by 30000%.

 

Chuck Norris dosen't go hunting, the word hunting implies the chance of failure, Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

 

Also did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer... it's too bad, because Chuck Norris never ever, EVER!!! cries, never!!!

 

How Bout a round house kick to the face!!!

Also did you know Chuck Norris facts are soooooooooooo 5 minutes ago. Like, fah real.

 

OH is that soooooooo little valley girl???

LOL, i'm only playing with you man. Those things are timeless!

 

Yea, but that carrot top picture is starting to scare me!!! Yikes!!!

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