Jump to content

John the Jerk

Members
  • Content Count

    1,016
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

0 Neutral

About John the Jerk

  • Rank
    Advanced Member
  1. John the Jerk

    Funny Orlando Magic Memories

    quote: Originally posted by patport21: Game 3 of the Boston series 2 years ago... stupid beantown punk in my section throws a beer on a guy there with his family... makes the guys little kids cry and then the whole section didn't take kindly to it and began to throw everything imaginable at the punk until the cops came and took him and his stupid punk friends out... oh and we won by like 20. My favorite memory. I remember that happening, I take it you were sitting in section 117? I actually found a good use for my "Clapper-thinga-majiggy"
  2. John the Jerk

    3rd string pg options pg 7

    quote: Originally posted by joezstuff: I'd like to see a trade with VC not Gortat. By the way why do the TV annylist alway say gor-TOT...Bugs me! What's his name does this wigs boy who likes to dress up in womens under wear guy??? Marv Albert....YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. John the Jerk

    OMMB alt account poll

    Remember when Jareth used to contribute to the forums? Hutchence Too? Think back to the days before the lol cat's and chicken tender basket were created, was it better then? Are alt accounts just an enigma that will fizzle out when the creators realize they spend way to much time on these forums? Will they get promoted to Mod for the mere fact that they post 200+ times a day under 5 different accounts? Are the mods turning a blind eye because it's the offseason, or are alt accounts here to stay?
  4. Remember when Jareth used to contribute to the forums? Hutchence Too? Think back to the days before the lol cat's and chicken tender basket were created, was it better then? Are alt accounts just an enigma that will fizzle out when the creators realize they spend way to much time on these forums? Will they get promoted to Mod for the mere fact that they post 200+ times a day under 5 different accounts? Are the mods turning a blind eye because it's the offseason, or are alt accounts here to stay?
  5. John the Jerk

    Magic going in for Chris Paul

    Dan Gilbert calling Lebron James out
  6. John the Jerk

    Chicago Signs Boozer, to target JJ Redick next

    quote: Originally posted by Bucktown: quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by Bucktown: quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by ButterMilkPancakes:lol, currently there is no other team in the East better than the Magic. I'll start worrying when I see that LeBron James has signed with the Bulls/Heat I think you need to start worrying about the Bulls with Rose/???/Deng/Boozer/Noah and alot of Cap Space. Have you seen what happens to D Rose when he plays against Dwight? He gets ****ed in the *** Have you seen what happens when Dwight plays the Refs? He gets ****ed in the *** With 40 grit sandpaper and no lube. Are we talking about Chicago or Boston? Chi gonna need more than Boozer/Noah We are talking about Chicago. I'm not talking about their front court, I'm talking about their whole team....Whether you want to believe it or not they will be a force next year. Rose/Noah will continue to develop
  7. John the Jerk

    Chicago Signs Boozer, to target JJ Redick next

    quote: Originally posted by ButterMilkPancakes: quote: Originally posted by GhostAnime:as long as they have perkins in the playoffs, i wouldn't say we're guaranteed to beat them. they didn't beat us with offense. they beat us with defense. and they lost their defensive coach Im not worried about Boston at all
  8. John the Jerk

    Chicago Signs Boozer, to target JJ Redick next

    quote: Originally posted by Bucktown: quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by ButterMilkPancakes:lol, currently there is no other team in the East better than the Magic. I'll start worrying when I see that LeBron James has signed with the Bulls/Heat I think you need to start worrying about the Bulls with Rose/???/Deng/Boozer/Noah and alot of Cap Space. Have you seen what happens to D Rose when he plays against Dwight? He gets ****ed in the *** Have you seen what happens when Dwight plays the Refs? He gets ****ed in the *** With 40 grit sandpaper and no lube.
  9. John the Jerk

    Chicago Signs Boozer, to target JJ Redick next

    quote: Originally posted by ButterMilkPancakes:lol, currently there is no other team in the East better than the Magic. I'll start worrying when I see that LeBron James has signed with the Bulls/Heat I think you need to start worrying about the Bulls with Rose/???/Deng/Boozer/Noah and alot of Cap Space.
  10. John the Jerk

    Magic going in for Chris Paul

    quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by cunningstunt: quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by NickAnderson: quote: OrlandoMagicPat sometimes keeping players can be just as big as getting new players LOL Shouldn't Pat be writing another book? ... really? Pat Williams has only wrote about 60 books. He is a big reason why we are losing the rainforest...all so we can learn how to be like Mike and other useless crap
  11. John the Jerk

    Magic going in for Chris Paul

    quote: Originally posted by cunningstunt: quote: Originally posted by John the Jerk: quote: Originally posted by NickAnderson: quote: OrlandoMagicPat sometimes keeping players can be just as big as getting new players LOL Shouldn't Pat be writing another book? ... really? Pat Williams has only wrote about 60 books. He is a big reason why we are losing the rainforest...all so wr can learn how to be like Mike
  12. John the Jerk

    Magic going in for Chris Paul

    quote: Originally posted by NickAnderson: quote: OrlandoMagicPat sometimes keeping players can be just as big as getting new players LOL Shouldn't Pat be writing another book?
  13. John the Jerk

    Chicago Signs Boozer, to target JJ Redick next

    Chicago must be willing to overpay JJ because if they make an offer to JJ that available cap space will be put on hold since jj is restricted
  14. Please Jack don't tell me your PM'ing people pics of your sack again? Remember when you got suspended last offseason.
  15. John the Jerk

    Bass Isn't Sure Of Future With Magic

    I've just about had enough with our finese 4's...I want a red meat eating muscle head at the 4 who can hit a midrange jumper and play defense. We had him on the roster last year and SVG let him gather dnpcd after dnpcd.
×