You fill in roster spot #15 with a non-NBAer

[Mr Charisma 0]

The off-season is painfully slow, so I'm just throwing something out here for fun. Maybe it will catch interest; maybe not.

 

Otis has come to you and said that he will let you sign anyone you want to the last roster spot.

 

Oh, by the way, it can't be someone who's primary occupation is, or has been, or intends to be, basketball.

 

My choice would be Antonio Gates of the San Diego Chargers (NFL).

 

Here are his stats from Kent State (the MAC is a solid basketball conference). He is a 6'5", 240 lb. forward (going for a Charles Barkley type?).

 

SEASON---MIN-PTS-REB-AST-TO-A/T-ST-BK-PF-FG%-FT%-3P%

2002-2003 33.3 20.6 7.7 4.1 3.5 1.18 1.5 .20 2.7 .478 .709 .349

 

Hey, if nothing else, his turnover rate is very Magic-like.

[Mr Charisma 0]

The off-season is painfully slow, so I'm just throwing something out here for fun. Maybe it will catch interest; maybe not.

 

Otis has come to you and said that he will let you sign anyone you want to the last roster spot.

 

Oh, by the way, it can't be someone who's primary occupation is, or has been, or intends to be, basketball.

 

My choice would be Antonio Gates of the San Diego Chargers (NFL).

 

Here are his stats from Kent State (the MAC is a solid basketball conference). He is a 6'5", 240 lb. forward (going for a Charles Barkley type?).

 

SEASON---MIN-PTS-REB-AST-TO-A/T-ST-BK-PF-FG%-FT%-3P%

2002-2003 33.3 20.6 7.7 4.1 3.5 1.18 1.5 .20 2.7 .478 .709 .349

 

Hey, if nothing else, his turnover rate is very Magic-like.

[SmackDaddy 30]

I'd go for a Florida boy. How about Roy Jones Jr. We need a shooting guard, and who the heck is gonna drive the lane if he has his right hook c0cked back?

[Osprey 199]

Michael Vick. Ron Mexico

[magicfreak#1 0]

Oh how bout Pat Garrity, that's about as non NBA as it gets, right?

[bhnole 153]

MUSASHIMARU!

 

Born in Hawaii, this Sumo is 517 pds and 6-4. Dwight will never have to worry about a hard foul again with this guy watching his back.

 

[JJZ 0]

How about Tanya Harding. Here is someone who exemplifies the true competitive spirit, who will do whatever it takes to win.

 

The Magic would be in a dominant position if someone would break the kneecaps of just a few players on the better eastern teams.

[Mr Charisma 0]

Great stuff, guys !!

 

This is what the off-season is all about !!

[You're Fat, Pat! 98]

Harris Rosen.

[weezt0e 0]

Dwight Schrute

[davcivic 11]

Oscar De la hoya...and his latest pictures tell us he can be a weiner....

 

 

 

disturbing you might say? yes a little, but it shows us he is up to anything to win...

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

 

I bet she can box out.