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Diagnosis: A basketball-challenged individual with a low point-guard IQ who is currently alcohol dependent.

Treatment: Ship to never-never land in a cardboard box where he can longer embarrass the NBA.

 

There should have been an alcohol clause in his contract like there's weight clauses in some contracts.

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There should have been an alcohol clause in his contract like there's weight clauses in some contracts.

 

They should also have the weight clause in it.

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Hey Dwight, are you seriously going to phone in your game for this season? At least Lebrick didn't quit until the playoffs! Your teammates have already turned their back on you after you turned your back on them, so forget about all those nice, easy lobs you used to get. You want to pump your stats up? Better be prepared to work for it then.

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Normally I refrain from childish name calling but anyone who thinks Dwight phoned in today's game is just a fool. He put up great effort on the boards and had to constantly cover defensive break downs all night. It was a miracle he was not in foul trouble. His offensive game was off, but it doesn't help when idiotic players like JRich and Hedo are jacking up shots left and right, not letting him get in rhythm.

 

The massive majority on this forum are really just searching for reasons to hate Dwight, and will demonize him no matter what he does for as long as he doesn't resign with the Magic.

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He put up great effort on the boards and had to constantly cover defensive break downs all night. It was a miracle he was not in foul trouble. His offensive game was off, but it doesn't help when idiotic players like JRich and Hedo are jacking up shots left and right, not letting him get in rhythm.

 

This is a very good point.

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Normally I refrain from childish name calling but anyone who thinks Dwight phoned in today's game is just a fool. He put up great effort on the boards and had to constantly cover defensive break downs all night. It was a miracle he was not in foul trouble. His offensive game was off, but it doesn't help when idiotic players like JRich and Hedo are jacking up shots left and right, not letting him get in rhythm.

 

The massive majority on this forum are really just searching for reasons to hate Dwight, and will demonize him no matter what he does for as long as he doesn't resign with the Magic.

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Normally I refrain from childish name calling but anyone who thinks Dwight phoned in today's game is just a fool. He put up great effort on the boards and had to constantly cover defensive break downs all night. It was a miracle he was not in foul trouble. His offensive game was off, but it doesn't help when idiotic players like JRich and Hedo are jacking up shots left and right, not letting him get in rhythm.

 

The massive majority on this forum are really just searching for reasons to hate Dwight, and will demonize him no matter what he does for as long as he doesn't resign with the Magic.

 

Agreed. Whoever says/writes that he did that is retarded. Seriously.

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