Crazyhorse81

I'm about done with this team. We were up double effing digits and our collective IQ of 55 wouldn't allow us to keep it.

Rland Magic, since we have no O.

We're gonna lose this game, aren't we? We were up double digits just a minute ago. This team, man...

Yeah can we join a class action lawsuit against whoever our shooting coach is??

Sorry guys, I shouldn't have checked on the game.

How do you delete posts?

They've shot 5x as many FTs as us? Seems legit.

I really want to hold them under 100. And I'm loving the chant "we want Boston!"

It's the Cole Anthony Black Show tonight! It's their world, we're just living in it!

Will we change our nickname too? Orlando Bricklayers? It's got a ring to it.

I mean, he knows he plays for the Hornets, right? They haven't made the playoffs since 2016. We're not exactly world-beaters (and I don't think any of our players have acted like they are?), but we've made the playoffs 3 times since their last appearance.

Coach: "Okay guys, what do we do the absolute worst on offense?" Team: "Shoot threes?" Coach: "That's our new identity. We're going to chuck 3s like it's the entry fee for Heaven"

How did they get the ball back after the air ball? How did the shot clock reset when Goga didn't seem to have total possession? How was that a foul on Goga?

Sorry everyone, this one's on me. I checked to see how we were doing, saw we were up sorta big and looking like we could play basketball...then we started losing.

There's a joke in there about them taking the position title too seriously, just shooting and not *scoring*