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TO BELIEVE - JD

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They tried to make me go

 

to rehab

 

but I said

 

'no, no, no'

 

Yes I've been black

 

but when I come back

 

you'll know know know

 

I ain't got the time

 

and if my daddy thinks I'm fine

 

He's tried to make me go to rehab

 

but I won't

 

go go go

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There's a center who's sure

 

Every hook shot is gold

 

And he's buying a stairway to heaven

 

When he gets the ball he knows

 

If the lanes are all closed

 

With a spinmove he'll get what he came for

 

Ooh, oooh and he's buying a stairway to heaven

 

There's little time on the clock

 

But he wants to be sure

 

Cause you know sometimes his teammates are screening

 

With a dunk or a hook

 

There are fans now who scream

 

Sometimes all of our points well given

 

Oooh, ooh and he's buying a stairway to heaven

 

OOoh, it makes me wonder

 

Ooooh, it makes me wonder

 

There's a feeling I get

 

When I look to the west

 

And my spirit is crying for winning

 

In my thoughts I have seen,

 

Cutting teammates through the screens

 

And the image of our fast break runing

 

Ooh, it makes me wonder

 

Really makes me wonder

 

And it's whispered that soon, if we all aren't immune

 

Then Stan will lead us to the IR

 

And a new day will dawn, for JJ and Richardson

 

And our opponents will echo with laughter

 

Oooh, oooh and he's buying a stairway to heaven

 

If there's a rumble in the paint now, don't be alarmed now

 

It's just me blocking shots

 

Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run

 

There's still time to take a jump shot

 

Oooh, it makes me wonder

 

Ooh, ooh it makes me wonder

 

You head is humming, and your shot won't go, in case you don't know

 

The point guard's calling you to join him

 

Dear center can you hear the fans yell, and did you know:

 

Your time to slam has come again

 

::face melting guitar solo::

 

AND AS THE CONCESSIONS ALL ARE SOLD

 

AND THE FANS ALL OPEN THEIR SOULS

 

THERE WAS THE CENTER WE ALL KNOW

 

WHO BLOCKS EVERY SHOT AND WANTS TO SHOW

 

HOW EVERY HOOK STILL TURNS TO GOLD

 

AND IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD

 

YOU'LL HEAR HIM CALL FOR THE BALL AT LAST

 

WHEN THE SCORE IS 100 ALL, YEAH

 

HE'LL DUNK THE BALL, AND THAT IS ALLLLLLLLLLL

 

And he's buying a stairway to heaven

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INNNNN Northern Orlando, born and raised

 

On the internet is where I spend most of my days

 

Clickin and searchin and makin some jokes

 

Hopin' to bring smiles to all of the folks

 

when a couple of posters who were up to no good

 

Started up a ruckus no one understood

 

We posted a couple of songs

 

and the mods got scared

 

and said you moving to your auntie and uncle to REALGM

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Nobody gonna take my ball

 

Im gonna dribble it to the ground

 

Nobody gonna beat my moves

 

Their gonna break the speed of sound

 

Oooh i'm a killing machine

 

I've got everything

 

Like a driving power big fat arms

 

And everything

 

I love it and I need it

 

I bleed it yeah I'm a wild hurricane

 

Alright hold tight

 

Im a Brian CooooOooOoooOook

 

Nobody gonna take my contract

 

Im gonna keep it to the end

 

Nobody gonna have my shot

 

She stays close on every bend

 

Oooh shes a killing machine

 

Shes got everything

 

Like a moving mouth body control

 

And everything

 

I love her I need her

 

I seed her

 

Yeah she turns me on

 

Alright hold on tight

 

Im a Brian CooooOOoOoOoOoooooooooook

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Good morning.

 

In less than an 9 hours, JJ Redick will join others from around the world.

 

And you will be launching the largest 3 point aerial battle in the history of Magickind.

 

"Magickind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests i.e. belief.

 

Perhaps it's fate that today is the Third of December, and you will once again be fighting for our 14th victory... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from being eaten by a Timberwolf whatever that is.

 

We are fighting for our right to believe.

 

I said to believe.

 

And should we win the day, the Third of December will no longer be known as a useless regular season NBA game, but as the day the Magic Nation declared in one voice:

 

"We will not go quietly into the night!"

 

We will not vanish without a fight!

 

We're going to live on!

 

We're going to BELIEVE!

 

Today we celebrate our 14th VICTORY!

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PF. Brian Cook,

 

Chucker/Out of Shape Basketball player,

 

searching for a way to tap into the hidden

 

strengths that all humans have.

 

Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation

 

interacts with his unique body chemistry.

 

And now, when Brian Cook grows angry or outraged

 

a startling metamorphasis occurs.

 

The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an Orlando Magic Message Board Insider.

 

Cook: Guys, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Ya dig?

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MAGIC FANS!

 

Three weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops.

 

Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.

 

Hold the line!

 

Stay with me!

 

If you find yourself alone,

 

celebrating the Magic's first title with the sun on your face,

 

do not be troubled,

 

for you are in Elysium,

 

and you're already dead!!!

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little puppy,

 

oh so sweet,

 

stepped on a landmine,

 

oops! no feet.

 

 

i didn't want to go back and see why people started busting out poems, i just wanted to add one.

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