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  1. Secretly Space Jesus

    2016 Off-Season Thread

    Now every team can do what the Thunder did last year, and pay a 6th man level talent a max contract from like 6 years ago. These new contracts are MLB-level crazy. It's a brave new world.
  2. Secretly Space Jesus

    2016 Off-Season Thread

    1) Rim protection is massively overrated. The difference between a good rim protector and a bad one is less than a FG a game 2) League average for blocks last year was 406 blocks for the season. Orlando had 417.
  3. Secretly Space Jesus

    Political Foolishness, or Road to the White House 2016

    It's always weird to me to see a gropu of people who waffle on whether or not they're going to vote in an election complain about losing out to the political will of people who vote consistently.
  4. Secretly Space Jesus

    2016 Off-Season Thread

    That DeAndre was named 1st team stupidly doesn't make Ibaka better than he is. A trade of Oladipo for Ibaka is a step-sideways, trading one problem for a different one. Adding in that we gave up cap flexibility and a draft pick to do it makes this a bad trade on value.
  5. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Regular Season Thread

    Weird thing I just realized: From October - December, Victor Oladipo went 28 for 104 from 3. That's 26.9%. Since January 1st, Victor Oladipo has gone 60 for 147. That's 40.8%. There's a reason his TS% the first 3 months of the year were absolutely putrid, and have been above or way above league average in every month of 2016 so far.
  6. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Regular Season Thread

    Unsurprisingly, after last night Victor's splits for both March and for post-AS Break are really, really good.
  7. Secretly Space Jesus

    Cavaliers @ Magic

    I'm not sure how Victor is still standing. Dude looks completely exhausted.
  8. Secretly Space Jesus

    Cavaliers @ Magic

    32/4/3/3/2 halfway through the third. That's crazy.
  9. Secretly Space Jesus

    Mavs @ Magic - 7 pm tip off!

    TOBIAS HARRIS WAS HOLDING US BACK. #stupidearlyreaction
  10. Secretly Space Jesus

    Mavs @ Magic - 7 pm tip off!

    This defense is stellar so far.
  11. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Trade Thread

    I'd argue it's more that you've made almost 100 posts in the last 24 hours, and seemingly all of them were in this thread about how much you don't like the trade. You're entitled to have any opinion you want. I don't like the trade either. I even said so! Then I stopped talking, rather than trying to talk over everyone else who liked the trade.
  12. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Trade Thread

    Or let Fournier leave and have a max and a near-max.
  13. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Trade Thread

    That said, man, the FO must think they're getting absolutely nothing from Watson this year.
  14. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Trade Thread

    I think this might finally be the season wear watching this team gives me a stroke.
  15. Secretly Space Jesus

    The Official 2015-2016 Trade Thread

    Are you under the impression that people went out and bought Spud Webb, Harold Miner, or Cedric Ceballos jerseys after they won their dunk contests?
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