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Dunk Contest rumored participants

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No LeBron?

 

:svgsad:

 

I was looking forward to seeing him lose.

 

You can only tomahawk dunk so many times before they stop giving you 10s across the board.

 

"DIJOO SEE DAT?!?! HE JUMPT IN DA AIR AN PUT HIS HAND UP AN DWEW DA BALL IN DA HOOP!"

 

"For my next trick, I will dunk the ball with one hand from the LEFT side of the rim."

 

But, seriously. If Lebron participates in the SDC, he will be the first player to have a blocking foul called when he misses a dunk. He will make one of two free throws and get 10, 10, 10 and 9 from the judges. The 9 will be because Michael Jordan "would have made that one with his eyes closed."

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No LeBron?

 

:svgsad:

 

I was looking forward to seeing him lose.

 

No but I'm sure he will be on the sidelines eagerly waiting for Reggie Miller's older brother to come over and interview him to he can hint that he will participate next year.

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I could imagine LeBron dunking some rudimentary two-hander, followed by Kevin Harlan screaming:

 

"OH MY GOODNESS. HE SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUTTA THE BUILDING!!"

 

or if LeBron chooses to dunk over an innocent bystander (as only LeBron can):

 

"LEBRON...WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't be looking forward to that.

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Jennings...? ugh not so sure about Ibaka either.

 

 

Give me Weems and Jameer doing his best Darrell Armstrong impersonation

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Someone needs to tell Javale not to attempt to dribble or pass or do anything that requires any skill. As long as he only jumps and does nothing else he should be fine.

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