Magic going in for Chris Paul

[Walddo 0]

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Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

Megan Fox has one facial expression, and it's "Tranny Hooker".

 

How exactly are you so familiar with the facial expression of a "Tranny Hooker"?

[Hank Moody 60]

Emmanuelle Chriqui,

 

[richnba 3]

 

See its not that shes is ugly its that she is so fake now. She was hot when she was natural, surgery kinda killed her a little bit.

[Drain-O 369]

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

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Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

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Originally posted by Drain-O:

Dante: We are here today to bring you the press conference for the newest member of the Orlando Magic: Chris Duhon

 

Galante: Good God Dante. Do you hear that? I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THAT IS CHRIS PAUL'S MUSIC.

 

Chris Paul comes out and the Chris's raise their hands in unison declaring the Dwight Chris era is upon us.

 

*lights go out*

 

BONG

 

 

BONG

 

BONG

 

Galante: OMG, IT'S THE UNDERTAKER

 

the undertaker then chokeslams Dwight into hell. He tombstone piledrives Chris Paul on concrete. Paul is busted open.

 

Dante: Oh my

 

Jim Ross: ****it. ****it it folks. That SOB just ruined my lunch. Folks, I apologize.

 

Jim Ross: "Goddammit! Someone stop this. The Undertaker is decimating Paul and Howard. Someone has to...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

 

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MICHAEL JORDAN! MJ! HIS AIRNESS! HIS AIRNESS IS IN THE HOUSE!

 

 

OH MY GOD, WHAT A CHAIR SHOT TO THE UNDERTAKER! PAUL BEARER IS FLEEIN' THE SCENE! HOWARD, PAUL AND MJ....THEY'RE STANDING TALL!"

 

Jim Ross: They're warriors ****it. Warriors. Folks we'll see ya this Sunday at Summerslam. God almighty!

 

Hell in a Cell match: Chris Paul, Dwight Howard and Michael Jordan versus Miami Thrice.

[30Assists 342]

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Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

Megan Fox has one facial expression, and it's "Tranny Hooker".

I'm with DOM on this one - she kind of looks like she came out of a vat.

 

Back to the serious topic at hand, I have it on good sources that very soon, we'll be picking up this guy:

 

[Walddo 0]

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Originally posted by Bucktown:

Emmanuelle Chriqui,

 

 

She was Eric's off/on fling on entourage right?

[Captain Hindsight 50]

you guys do not want me to unleash a fury of women in this thread. we're not talking celebrity megan fox trash. we're talking scantily clad college girls at their sexual peak. i will make it rain in here.

[Secretly Space Jesus 670]

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Originally posted by Walddo:

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Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

Megan Fox has one facial expression, and it's "Tranny Hooker".

 

How exactly are you so familiar with the facial expression of a "Tranny Hooker"?

 

You've clearly never been to SE Asia.

 

My buddy went to Thailand one summer, and every picture he showed me from that trip was like "Where's Waldo?", except for Tranny prostitutes.

 

Simply put, they're everywhere.

[Hank Moody 60]

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Originally posted by M4G1C:

you guys do not want me to unleash a fury of women in this thread. we're not talking celebrity megan fox trash. we're talking scantily clad college girls at their sexual peak. i will make it rain in here.

 

Yeah you can go to any college campus and find dozens of girls that are far superior to Fox

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[davcivic 11]

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Originally posted by M4G1C:

you guys do not want me to unleash a fury of women in this thread. we're not talking celebrity megan fox trash. we're talking scantily clad college girls at their sexual peak. i will make it rain in here.

 

and then you will get banned

[God hates Magic fans 0]

hi guys, chris paul is here now right?