Actually, I am an Alien from the evil planet but beautiful dangerous planet, AntiMarklar23#$. We kill humans everyday. What humans call their best friends, we call them "Geyjockoft".
Me and my Geyjockoft like to burn the eyes of humans till they yell out an utter out a loud boisterous clamor of screams. My other Geyjockoft, Puslika, loves to eat *****willows over the weekends while eating a human. It fills us with such delight.
We call vacation in our language TitaBoUnace. We like to travel on Earth which we call in our language, Stipud Blanot. We destroy hate everyone except the Orlando Mavic, a team that is filled with ruthless mutants, such as Frgiet Powrd and Jmani Nielarmstrong.
I'm not sure if I may have contributed to and error in my human grammer by miscalculating my amity with humans and ignoramus teams that our more pathetic then a team with gumption that a Mavic team contains withing there inner flesh!!!
This team will win a MVA Championship becuase they are the best.
Go Magic!!!
MMmmmmm.........Tokompowdeer................
(this document is fake of course. I'm not really and alien or am I!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......)