Ishtar

quote: Originally posted by DrAcO Is In ThE DeAtHrOw!:According to Arroyo, before I arrive somewhere I like to know everything about it. And when I get there I try to learn about everyone, about the leaders. Imelda merely shopped for shoes...

quote: Originally posted by Lewis4thewin:we should really have a limit on the size of sigs. I have submitted you request to Japan Tobacco...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies. I heard that Mila Jokavich got rid of them and a flock of Ukranian Emus took over. I hope they do not get reported to the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council... they seem to be a tad concerned regarding that sort of behavior...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies... I wouldn't put it past here although she's hardly got a black lolly out of her mouth to give her time to eat a pie. Maybe she should go back to sucking Turnips...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice. Not to mention convenient when smuggling turnips through customs! RIP Toaddie. Thank you for your sweet condolences... I think he was all licked out for want of a better phrase... either that or my system got used to the hallicugens... Anyhows waste not want not... he is enjoying his new poirpurse... And thus I am back to kissing frogs per say...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay... Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate? Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT Indeed available on every street corner. And with yours being an exotic import then I think we are in businezz.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by RoBo2002:Am I the only one who thinks Clee Smooth is a direct ripoff of J Smoove? Lets try to get a little bit original here Yes yes you are. That makes a bakers dozen for Turnip. I will vote for Turnip... As Turnips go with prickles...

quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:Moving this to off topic, please check your PM's. On a side note, I actually ordered some of these for the pond I built in my back yard. Oh dear I hope you do not live in Florida as the Plant Police may come and pay you and your triffids a visit.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:*ON REPORT* That link contains images of coprophagy. I hope you washed your hands after reading it.

quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar. Great then i'll take 3 hold the prickles. Right-o Would you desire fries with your order Sir?

Anyhows it appears as it my protest regarding the modulators protest of my expression of my religious beliefs as pictured in my signature has disappeared... maybe they put a curse on my thread. So once again just to reiterate my tentacles are staying as they are approved by the Pentagram. Thank you. And may your God have mercy of your discriminatory souls.

quote: Originally posted by jack daniel 999:in the name of God you need to be gone cause you serve no purpose here. Please do not take the name of your God in vain as it serves no purpose here IHOMO.

quote: Originally posted by fan for too long: The Bush administration is evil. They are the axis of evil and should go directly to jail as soon as they are out of office. This is just another example of their beliefs. Christian, HA HA HA Ficking HA!!!! Define 'evil'... Thank you.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar.

quote: Originally posted by davcivic:to get the mod job? maybe a steady supply of 50 pounds of lean meat a week for...lets say 3 months...and then its yours Delivery en-route...

Colocasia esculenta, aka Black Magic pictured below - Is a wild taro, is an invasive exotic in much of peninsular Florida. It is listed by the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council as a Category I Species, known to be disrupting native plant communities and displacing native plant species. Taro forms dense stands along lakes and rivers where it completely eliminates native plant species. Taro should not be cultivated outdoors in the vicinity of wetlands where it could escape and establish a self sustaining population that would eliminate native species. I deem this to be both racist and plantist hereby suggest we protest this discrimination forthwith...

Colocasia esculenta, aka Black Magic pictured below - Is a wild taro, is an invasive exotic in much of peninsular Florida. It is listed by the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council as a Category I Species, known to be disrupting native plant communities and displacing native plant species. Taro forms dense stands along lakes and rivers where it completely eliminates native plant species. Taro should not be cultivated outdoors in the vicinity of wetlands where it could escape and establish a self sustaining population that would eliminate native species. I deem this to be both racist and plantist hereby suggest we protest this discrimination forthwith...

This is 'Florida Magic'... a prize winning pigeon... I think he should become the new mascot for the Orlando magic baseball basketball team. I am putting up this thread as a petition for this worthy cause. Please add your agreement. Thank you and I hope you have pride in your pigeon.

This is 'Florida Magic'... a prize winning pigeon... I think he should become the new mascot for the Orlando magic baseball basketball team. I am putting up this thread as a petition for this worthy cause. Please add your agreement. Thank you and I hope you have pride in your pigeon.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:Please Vote. How on earth can an Australian aardvark play basketball?... Football I guess they could master but getting the ball though a hoop would be a tad of a stretch for an aardvark... However I guess you could train them in 3 years, somehow... maybe they would need to climb on top of each other to make a pyramid... Hmmm... interesting quandary... I shall look it up in my spell casting bible... there must be a way to posses an aardvark... not too sure why you would want it to play basketball though... but horses courses and all that...

quote: Originally posted by emory889:] LOL, that is fantastic. It also proves that I'm correct. Now if Dwight can make his head spin all the way around and puke up green stuff...... Not too sure who Dwight is but I have been practicing this ancient art...