Ishtar

quote: Originally posted by DrAcO Is In ThE DeAtHrOw!:According to Arroyo, before I arrive somewhere I like to know everything about it. And when I get there I try to learn about everyone, about the leaders. Imelda merely shopped for shoes...

quote: Originally posted by Lewis4thewin:we should really have a limit on the size of sigs. I have submitted you request to Japan Tobacco...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies. I heard that Mila Jokavich got rid of them and a flock of Ukranian Emus took over. I hope they do not get reported to the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council... they seem to be a tad concerned regarding that sort of behavior...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies... I wouldn't put it past here although she's hardly got a black lolly out of her mouth to give her time to eat a pie. Maybe she should go back to sucking Turnips...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice. Not to mention convenient when smuggling turnips through customs! RIP Toaddie. Thank you for your sweet condolences... I think he was all licked out for want of a better phrase... either that or my system got used to the hallicugens... Anyhows waste not want not... he is enjoying his new poirpurse... And thus I am back to kissing frogs per say...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay... Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate? Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT Indeed available on every street corner. And with yours being an exotic import then I think we are in businezz.

I wish to take a Erzulie Freda (the Vodou lwa "goddess" of love, luxury, and wealth) 'Goddess Bath' in order to attract love and wealth into my life. Anyhows I need to obtain the following ingredients: Florida Water Fresh basil Champagne Rose petals One small can of evaporated (NOT condensed) milk Vanilla extract Coconut milk Orange leaves Fresh lettuce Fresh aloe Most of these items I can get at the supermarket but obviously I need the Florida Water. So can someone please advise me where to buy or even send me some Florida Water for my bath. Swamp water I presume would be more potent but can you strain the crocodiles first... Actually thinking about that I do not mind if you send a crocodile as I could do with a new pet/handbag... Thanking you in advance.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by RoBo2002:Am I the only one who thinks Clee Smooth is a direct ripoff of J Smoove? Lets try to get a little bit original here Yes yes you are. That makes a bakers dozen for Turnip. I will vote for Turnip... As Turnips go with prickles...

quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:Moving this to off topic, please check your PM's. On a side note, I actually ordered some of these for the pond I built in my back yard. Oh dear I hope you do not live in Florida as the Plant Police may come and pay you and your triffids a visit.

Colocasia esculenta, aka Black Magic pictured below - Is a wild taro, is an invasive exotic in much of peninsular Florida. It is listed by the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council as a Category I Species, known to be disrupting native plant communities and displacing native plant species. Taro forms dense stands along lakes and rivers where it completely eliminates native plant species. Taro should not be cultivated outdoors in the vicinity of wetlands where it could escape and establish a self sustaining population that would eliminate native species. I deem this to be both racist and plantist hereby suggest we protest this discrimination forthwith...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:*ON REPORT* That link contains images of coprophagy. I hope you washed your hands after reading it.

quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies...

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar. Great then i'll take 3 hold the prickles. Right-o Would you desire fries with your order Sir?

Anyhows it appears as it my protest regarding the modulators protest of my expression of my religious beliefs as pictured in my signature has disappeared... maybe they put a curse on my thread. So once again just to reiterate my tentacles are staying as they are approved by the Pentagram. Thank you. And may your God have mercy of your discriminatory souls.

quote: Originally posted by jack daniel 999:in the name of God you need to be gone cause you serve no purpose here. Please do not take the name of your God in vain as it serves no purpose here IHOMO.

quote: Originally posted by fan for too long: The Bush administration is evil. They are the axis of evil and should go directly to jail as soon as they are out of office. This is just another example of their beliefs. Christian, HA HA HA Ficking HA!!!! Define 'evil'... Thank you.

quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar.

quote: Originally posted by davcivic:to get the mod job? maybe a steady supply of 50 pounds of lean meat a week for...lets say 3 months...and then its yours Delivery en-route...

Crowley referred to magic as a high art for achieving enlightenment and doing one

This is 'Florida Magic'... a prize winning pigeon... I think he should become the new mascot for the Orlando magic baseball basketball team. I am putting up this thread as a petition for this worthy cause. Please add your agreement. Thank you and I hope you have pride in your pigeon.

Colocasia esculenta, aka Black Magic pictured below - Is a wild taro, is an invasive exotic in much of peninsular Florida. It is listed by the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council as a Category I Species, known to be disrupting native plant communities and displacing native plant species. Taro forms dense stands along lakes and rivers where it completely eliminates native plant species. Taro should not be cultivated outdoors in the vicinity of wetlands where it could escape and establish a self sustaining population that would eliminate native species. I deem this to be both racist and plantist hereby suggest we protest this discrimination forthwith...

This is 'Florida Magic'... a prize winning pigeon... I think he should become the new mascot for the Orlando magic baseball basketball team. I am putting up this thread as a petition for this worthy cause. Please add your agreement. Thank you and I hope you have pride in your pigeon.