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  1. quote: Originally posted by DrAcO Is In ThE DeAtHrOw!:According to Arroyo, before I arrive somewhere I like to know everything about it. And when I get there I try to learn about everyone, about the leaders. Imelda merely shopped for shoes...
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    VOTE NOW! For Courtney Lee's Nickname!

    quote: Originally posted by Lewis4thewin:we should really have a limit on the size of sigs. I have submitted you request to Japan Tobacco...
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    Mr Yoneta and Mr Takahashi Nikon Photo Essay

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies. I heard that Mila Jokavich got rid of them and a flock of Ukranian Emus took over. I hope they do not get reported to the Florida Exotic Pest Plant Council... they seem to be a tad concerned regarding that sort of behavior...
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    Moderators.

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies... I wouldn't put it past here although she's hardly got a black lolly out of her mouth to give her time to eat a pie. Maybe she should go back to sucking Turnips...
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    5 Card Monty

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice. Not to mention convenient when smuggling turnips through customs! RIP Toaddie. Thank you for your sweet condolences... I think he was all licked out for want of a better phrase... either that or my system got used to the hallicugens... Anyhows waste not want not... he is enjoying his new poirpurse... And thus I am back to kissing frogs per say...
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    Florida Water

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay... Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate? Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT Indeed available on every street corner. And with yours being an exotic import then I think we are in businezz.
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    VOTE NOW! For Courtney Lee's Nickname!

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by RoBo2002:Am I the only one who thinks Clee Smooth is a direct ripoff of J Smoove? Lets try to get a little bit original here Yes yes you are. That makes a bakers dozen for Turnip. I will vote for Turnip... As Turnips go with prickles...
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    Magic banned in Florida. Please protest.

    quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:Moving this to off topic, please check your PM's. On a side note, I actually ordered some of these for the pond I built in my back yard. Oh dear I hope you do not live in Florida as the Plant Police may come and pay you and your triffids a visit.
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    Florida Water

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...
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    5 Card Monty

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice.
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    Epic thread...

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:*ON REPORT* That link contains images of coprophagy. I hope you washed your hands after reading it.
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    Mr Yoneta and Mr Takahashi Nikon Photo Essay

    quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies.
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    Moderators.

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies...
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    Who wants some bailout money? No oversight.

    quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar. Great then i'll take 3 hold the prickles. Right-o Would you desire fries with your order Sir?
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    Sigs and Avatars

    Anyhows it appears as it my protest regarding the modulators protest of my expression of my religious beliefs as pictured in my signature has disappeared... maybe they put a curse on my thread. So once again just to reiterate my tentacles are staying as they are approved by the Pentagram. Thank you. And may your God have mercy of your discriminatory souls.
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