Gerbert d'Aurillac

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by RoBo2002:Am I the only one who thinks Clee Smooth is a direct ripoff of J Smoove? Lets try to get a little bit original here Yes yes you are. That makes a bakers dozen for Turnip. I will vote for Turnip... As Turnips go with prickles... Go straight to the top of the class! Do collect $3AUD and 2L of loquat juice. TURNIP IT IS THEN

quote: Originally posted by TheRevTy:This is all a moo point. *ON REPORT* No consideration for the lactose intolerant.

quote: Originally posted by no_ma'am: quote: Originally posted by bballbabe:looks like it will be CL Smooth. clee-taurus.....hmm. Since his b-day is Oct, cleebra would be more accurate, but not as humorous. (Libra is his sign) lmao...thanks for elaborating on that. *ON REPORT* No longer having an arse. Your turnip vote has been counted.

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon. Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay... Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate? Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Simon Gavaskar:That, my friend, is the ace of spades. The Ace of Spades is a record by Motorhead... If you play it backwards you can evoke our great Lord and Master, apparently. The Ace of Spades is also my pet Wombats name. Oooh a pet wombat is a very good idea... sort of like a jumping shopping basket... I do not have any pets... my toad ended up in the cauldron. It was an accident. I miss him but he did taste nice. Not to mention convenient when smuggling turnips through customs! RIP Toaddie.

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:What happened to Aunt Doreen's portrait? Is that Lesson one on how to become a mod? Maybe she ate all the pies... I wouldn't put it past here although she's hardly got a black lolly out of her mouth to give her time to eat a pie.

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by FENDI:gerbert, are you really from Borneo? :-) PRetty interest, I remember one of the posters here is from Taiwan, I think. Also, is it just me or the characters from your sig is of Japanese and Chinese? I can confirm the characters are indeed Sanskrit. We uses similar squiggles here in Hong Kong. Hope this helps. Borneo is a very nice continent btw. It is in Africa and is inhabited by pygmy zombies. I heard that Mila Jokavich got rid of them and a flock of Ukranian Emus took over.

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:*ON REPORT* That link contains images of coprophagy. I hope you washed your hands after reading it. Yeah but I forgot to wipe up the seat...

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar. Great then i'll take 3 hold the prickles. Right-o Would you desire fries with your order Sir? Yes please but you better hold off on the deviled egg.

quote: Originally posted by angelitus:Y no solo estuvo 2 veces entre los top 10 sino que una de esas fue la #1 con el no-look pass. Espero que continue con esa energia. *ON REPORT* Encouraging Jihad.

quote: Originally posted by RoBo2002:Am I the only one who thinks Clee Smooth is a direct ripoff of J Smoove? Lets try to get a little bit original here Yes yes you are. That makes a bakers dozen for Turnip.

quote: Originally posted by TheRevTy:8 Million votes for Little Country. Sorry folks, we have a winner. Hang on mate it's not run its course yet. 11 votes for Turnip.

quote: Originally posted by jack daniel 999:and what if God didn't allow your turnips ... where would you be ... sure enough not here. Thank you for voting Turnip that now makes 10!

quote: Originally posted by Ishtar: quote: Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac: Is Amercian money the same as Australian money? Because I only have Australian money. Yes both the American and Australian currency is the dollar $$$$$. Here in Hong Kong our currency is also the dollar. Great then i'll take 3 hold the prickles.

Howard got flogged by Kevin 07. End of story....