Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 A distant cousin of mine has a friend who is a popcorn vendor at the Amway arena. He said lately Otis and SVG have been walking around the halls, discussing who they want to pick up at PG. Here is what he caught them saying... quote: So I was refilling the butter dispenser when I overheard Otis and Stan talking about who they want to trade for to backup Jameer. Otis said he was worried that if he made the wrong choice the fans would crucify him. Stan replied they were looking to get a guard with some size. Suddenly, the two saw me listening in on the conversation. I ditched my popcorn cart and ran out the doors, stumbling down the long flight of stairs. I walked inside and looked scared when my mom said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Pretty dangerous business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 A distant cousin of mine has a friend who is a popcorn vendor at the Amway arena. He said lately Otis and SVG have been walking around the halls, discussing who they want to pick up at PG. Here is what he caught them saying... quote: So I was refilling the butter dispenser when I overheard Otis and Stan talking about who they want to trade for to backup Jameer. Otis said he was worried that if he made the wrong choice the fans would crucify him. Stan replied they were looking to get a guard with some size. Suddenly, the two saw me listening in on the conversation. I ditched my popcorn cart and ran out the doors, stumbling down the long flight of stairs. I walked inside and looked scared when my mom said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Pretty dangerous business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmackDaddy 30 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Thanks for the reminder of why I hate Summer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catman 380 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 What's a failed attempt at humor between friends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PNuT1423 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 sounds like you were on that pub crawl on sat night, they played that at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AcuWill 45 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 quote: Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:A distant cousin of mine has a friend who is a popcorn vendor at the Amway arena. He said lately Otis and SVG have been walking around the halls, discussing who they want to pick up at PG. Here is what he caught them saying... quote: So I was refilling the butter dispenser when I overheard Otis and Stan talking about who they want to trade for to backup Jameer. Otis said he was worried that if he made the wrong choice the fans would crucify him. Stan replied they were looking to get a guard with some size. Suddenly, the two saw me listening in on the conversation. I ditched my popcorn cart and ran out the doors, stumbling down the long flight of stairs. I walked inside and looked scared when my mom said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Pretty dangerous business. I wish I knew where you lived so I could leave a flaming bad of dog **** on your porch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutchence 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 quote: Originally posted by AcuWill:I wish I knew where you lived so I could leave a flaming bad of dog **** on your porch. What is a bad of dog ****? I'm not familiar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stanvandamme 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 So is it Carlton that's the popcorn vending cousin? I'm confused, but if it is, I don't trust him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Osprey 199 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Iiiiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Osprey 199 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 quote: Originally posted by Hutchence: quote: Originally posted by AcuWill:I wish I knew where you lived so I could leave a flaming bad of dog **** on your porch. What is a bad of dog ****? I'm not familiar. "Martha, its one of those flaming bags again." "Don't put it out with your boots Ted." (What movie is this quote from?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutchence 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 "Don't tell me my business DEVIL WOMAN! Call the fire dept. This one's out of control." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berto 338 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Jareth, my source is in that same circle. We should share information. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
