Mr Charisma 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2007 Dear djmase, Sorry, I didn't realize we had the same grandmother. Sincerely Yours, Cousin LGM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FRED 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Dear Darrel Armstrong, I tried to have myself lowered about one foot to 9ft. in height after our encounter in all-star weekend years ago, but the league denied my request because then we'd have the likes of Boykins and Barea wanting to enter the dunk contest. Sincerely, The Rim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knappy 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Dear Magic Fans, Season tickets to Magic games - $4,950 Dwight Howard extension - $86 million Rashard Lewis signing - $118 million Brian Hill getting on a plane after the NJ game ... PRICELESS! Signed, American Express Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emory889 353 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Dear Rob: This is a formal request that you stop harrassing our clients. If you refuse to stop showing up at their kids schools and going through their trash the cops will be called immediately. The Attorneys for Chris Wilcox and Ricky Davis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knappy 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 quote: Originally posted by WPMagic:Dear Work and Responsibility, Who needs you? Signed, Members of the Orlando Magic Message Board good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knappy 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Voltaire:Dear Knappy: I would like to apologize for keeping Carlos one more season but you have to see this.Went we got Jameer we sold 10 jerseys in 2 years, with Carlos we sold 3,000 the first two weeks after the trade.By the way, 9 of the Jameer he bought them for his family and the other one we strongly suspect it was you.Went Jameer got here we only sold one extra season pass(again we think it was you, thanks), and with Carlos we sold 300 the first week.Also as we see they both have almost the same stadistics last year, we decided not to extend Jameer contract and wait until next season to see what happens.Carlos?? i do not know what to tell you about him but one hint, i hope you begin to love the guy, it.s all i can said. all my love, OTIS Very nice, I like that one and for the record I only have one autographed Jameer jersey for getting season tickets - this year I get a Howard autographed jersey and next year it had better be Ariza - he had better be here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knappy 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Osprey23:Dear Carlos Arroyo, Thanks for filling in for me while I'm away. Sincerely, Jesus Christ Wow, that one is priceless - phenomenal - I love it - LOL - hysterical. You will be hated like me, but boy was that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BallaBoi5004 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 *Sorry...had to bring this one back* Dear Orlando Magic, Thanx for leaving me at the FedEx Forum on wednesday...looks like you missed me tonight! Signed, Team Energy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bballbabe 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Dear Orlando Magic, I really wish I could have made the trip, but I just could not be there for you in detroit. I give and I give, but you don't seem to appreciate me. Stan says you have not talked about me in practice for a while now. Don't you love me anymore? signed the offense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jack l j 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 dear orlando organization please trade jj. signed jj Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Bro 1,422 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Dear Otis, Please rescue me from this crevasse of doom known as Miami. Udonis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You're Fat, Pat! 98 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Dear Fans, Please be, loud, crazy, passionate, and supportive for us tomorrow in the biggest game of the season...so far... thanks, The Magic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
