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I think the Heat's major selling point to prospective free agents is that Miami has the highest average temperature in the NBA. No cold weather is easier on the arthritis, so that's why all of the golden oldies want to play there.

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Welcome back Welcome Back Welcome Back

 

Hows it going everyone it's been awhile

 

All I can say is I wish the Orlando Magic best of luck next season

 

as For Miami the only chance they have for winning another championship is if The Bulls just dissappeared in thin air

 

Ben Gordon is relentless

 

 

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

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no seriously, he's still alive??? i thought he didn't make it past the Red Coats back in 1776?? so now the Heat are going to be like the Lakers a few seasons back and just try to buy alot of old talent and hope it gets them a ring. anyone remember how that turned out for the lakers? gary payton, karl malone, want to chime in on this, tell us what ring size you selected??

 

take this poor old man back to his comfortable bed in the retirement home and make sure he gets his medications to improve his memory of how old he is and how bad he'll suck!!! do it for the children!

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Hahah its all good I like what I'm seeing on this board cuz it'll make Pennys comeback that much sweeter even though the hate is deep in these boards I know everyone on this board will be watching Pennys first game back in the NBA

 

as much as you love to hate him

 

The way I see it Orlando is Brian Hill free so thats great news as for Grant Hill going to the Suns I think that will be good for him they need to cut down his mins in order for him to last the season

 

Rashard Lewis was a stupid move the guy was hurt most of last season

 

It makes no sense he aint gonna do ****

 

Oh well time will tell I can't wait till the season starts

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quote:
Originally posted by P.THANDI:

 

Rashard Lewis was a stupid move the guy was hurt most of last season

 

It makes no sense he aint gonna do ****

 

Oh well time will tell I can't wait till the season starts

 

Well, I'm glad you're so intellectual when it comes to the NBA. I wasn't aware that missing 22 out of 82 games was considered most of them. So a proven wing scorer won't help a team that desperately needed scoring and struggled on the offense?

 

At least we both agree on one thing, we both can't wait for the season to start.

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This P.Thandi guy is cool, LilPenny must acknowledge.

 

Yes all the haters will be watching Penny's comback and dunk on Jameer, then get twice as many assists in half the minutes.

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quote:
Originally posted by LilPenny3000:

if you say so Mark..

 

After Shaq left and Penny wasn't himself anymore cause of injuries, the Magic would still sell out most games. That's not surprising. Penny was the only player Jordan himself said he would see carrying his torch.. or something like that.

 

When McGrady played there was always a whole bunch of red seats everywhere.

That's because season ticket commitments had already been made.

 

Similar thing happened in Chicago when Jordan left, except that the Bulls were more devious. The Bulls forced their season ticket owners to commit for multiple years, so when Jordan left, they still had sell-outs for several years. Once the commitments finally expired, they had trouble drawing crowds because they were LOSERS.

 

When McGrady played here, the team still didn't win much, which supports Marc's argument that the sell-outs were about winning, not about individual self-proclaimed superstars.

 

Like myself....

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Wow, a P. Thandi sighting...it takes me back to when this forum started.

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Penny and Shaq, Wow. several things are bound to happen in Miami now.

 

1. Penny starts crying in practice because Shaq and Wade wont pass him the ball.

 

2. Starts a team revolt against Pat Riley

 

3. Claims the Herald is unjustly not giving him the press he deserves.

 

4. And of course goes down with a phantom injury no one can diagnose or verify.

 

5. Then goes down with a leg injury of some kind for good to become a locker room mascot. Not the good kind.

 

6. Finally gets released before the end of the season only to dish dirt on the team and coaching staff to the media on his way out.

 

 

Although I will say this, he was right about Brian Hill, how long before Jersey starts walking the ball up. Hopefully Kidd wont be ruined by BHills fasinating offensive schemes.

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SHAQ

 

I was a fool to ever leave your side

Me minus you is such a lonely ride

The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad

I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey

 

PENNY

 

I spent the evening with the radio

Regret the moment that I let you go

Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much

I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey

 

SHAQ AND PENNY

 

Reunited and it feels so good

Reunited 'cause we understood

There's one perfect fit

And, sugar, this one is it

We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

 

PENNY

 

I sat here starin' at the same old wall

Came back to life just when I got your call

I wished I could climb right through the telephone line

And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

 

SHAQ

 

I can't go cheatin', honey, I can't play

I found it very hard to stay away

As we reminisce on precious moments like this

I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your kiss, hey, hey

 

 

CHORUS: SHAQ AND PENNY

 

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ba-a-a-by

 

Lover, lover, this is solid love

And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of

All through the day

And all through the night

BOTH: I'll give you all the love I have with all my might, hey, hey

 

CHORUS: SHAQ AND PENNY with FADE in middle

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quote:
Originally posted by Orl Native:

Penny and Shaq, Wow. several things are bound to happen in Miami now.

 

1. Penny starts crying in practice because Shaq and Wade wont pass him the ball.

 

2. Starts a team revolt against Pat Riley

 

3. Claims the Herald is unjustly not giving him the press he deserves.

 

4. And of course goes down with a phantom injury no one can diagnose or verify.

 

5. Then goes down with a leg injury of some kind for good to become a locker room mascot. Not the good kind.

 

6. Finally gets released before the end of the season only to dish dirt on the team and coaching staff to the media on his way out.

 

 

Although I will say this, he was right about Brian Hill, how long before Jersey starts walking the ball up. Hopefully Kidd wont be ruined by BHills fasinating offensive schemes.

 

Wow some of you people are more bitter than Buckleys cough medication

 

A lot of you thought Penny was finished Otis felt like a big shot waiving him but Look where he ended up He's back in Florida but on the good team the team with a championship and a Possibility of a 2nd depending on Chicago

 

A lot of People said he was finished but they were wrong The Fact is he's back 20 pounds lighter got some help from John Lucas

 

So I'm sure he will have a lot to offer

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