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Breaking News: Dwight trade talks end with no trade.

 

Mikhail: "Mother Russia will not be happy"

 

(dials Dan HWNSNBU)

 

Mikhail: "Hello, Dan"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: "Oh $hit, I mean hello Mikhail... My friend how are you?"

 

Mikhail: "You not see news?"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: " I did catch the news and was about to call you and let you know that im taking care of this"

 

Mikhail: "I have better idea. We meet tonight at the new Brooklyn stadium. You bring no one but you. Dress nice, we will have dinner in the basement"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: "Oh.... Ummm.... Sure... I will be there..."

 

Mikhail: "I send driver to pick you up, no drive. Okay?"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: (sniffling) "Okay"

 

Mikhail: "No worries Dan, I take care of you.... Really good"

 

(Hangs up the phone)

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damn it. want to hear this presser but nooooo its really funny that thes soaps part camen good but as soon as henny opened his mouth it started f###ing up :beatcomp: , FMl! It must mean hes lieing? lol

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I don't know so much if Good Job Rob punked everybody or if the offers just weren't where we want to be with results. Personally I wasn't happy with any of the offers and with the rumor that Bynum wouldn't resign it kinda knocked the Lakeshow out. A lot of the media now has egg on their faces and hopefully when we start talking to teams again they might not make up so much bull$hit. All I can say is

Good Job Rob!

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Breaking News: Dwight trade talks end with no trade.

 

Mikhail: "Mother Russia will not be happy"

 

(dials Dan HWNSNBU)

 

Mikhail: "Hello, Dan"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: "Oh $hit, I mean hello Mikhail... My friend how are you?"

 

Mikhail: "You not see news?"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: " I did catch the news and was about to call you and let you know that im taking care of this"

 

Mikhail: "I have better idea. We meet tonight at the new Brooklyn stadium. You bring no one but you. Dress nice, we will have dinner in the basement"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: "Oh.... Ummm.... Sure... I will be there..."

 

Mikhail: "I send driver to pick you up, no drive. Okay?"

 

Dan HWNSNBU: (sniffling) "Okay"

 

Mikhail: "No worries Dan, I take care of you.... Really good"

 

(Hangs up the phone)

^This. Nice!

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Fran Blinebury ‏@franblinebury

Could DH return to Magic? Hennigan: "We haven't ruled out anything...There's a chance, yeah."

 

Do NOT invite Rob Hennigan to your next poker game.

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Good news: Rob didn't succumb to pressure and didn't take Nets deal.

 

Bad news: My sanity is slowly dwindling.

Sanity is way overrated.

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