Official Vince Carter Appreciation Thread

[Berto 338]

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

 

 

Did your mom drop you on your head as a child?

 

Did your mom just pick you up from school?

You can't even come up with your own jokes anymore? You have to piggyback off of Jareth? Sad.

[jec 427]

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Originally posted by Kberto:

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

 

 

Did your mom drop you on your head as a child?

 

Did your mom just pick you up from school?

You can't even come up with your own jokes anymore? You have to piggyback off of Jareth? Sad.

 

Looks like we've hit a soft spot.

 

No, it just so happens you start posting at 2:30ish every day.

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

 

 

Did your mom drop you on your head as a child?

 

Did your mom just pick you up from school?

You can't even come up with your own jokes anymore? You have to piggyback off of Jareth? Sad.

 

Looks like we've hit a soft spot.

 

No, it just so happens you start posting at 2:30ish every day.

 

Leave my little cousin alone jec...I'm warning you....I'll give you a knuckle sandwich.

[Berto 338]

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Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

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Originally posted by jecMagicMan:

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Originally posted by Kberto:

 

 

Did your mom drop you on your head as a child?

 

Did your mom just pick you up from school?

You can't even come up with your own jokes anymore? You have to piggyback off of Jareth? Sad.

 

Looks like we've hit a soft spot.

 

No, it just so happens you start posting at 2:30ish every day.

 

Leave my little cousin alone jec...I'm warning you....I'll give you a knuckle sandwich.

YEAH!

[ball junkie 277]

Thanks for such an exciting moment you created for Magic fans, Mr. Carter!...Here's hoping there's more left in the tank.

[Drain-O 369]

Chad Ford is usually dead on.

[ball junkie 277]

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Originally posted by Drain-O:

Chad Ford is usually dead on.

 

Meaning?...Or is that sarcasm, lol?

[Drain-O 369]

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Originally posted by ball junkie:

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Originally posted by Drain-O:

Chad Ford is usually dead on.

 

Meaning?...Or is that sarcasm, lol?

 

Ha. I meant for that to go in the Chad Ford thread you had opened.

 

That is an epic fail on my part.

[ball junkie 277]

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Originally posted by Drain-O:

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Originally posted by ball junkie:

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Originally posted by Drain-O:

Chad Ford is usually dead on.

 

Meaning?...Or is that sarcasm, lol?

 

Ha. I meant for that to go in the Chad Ford thread you had opened.

 

That is an epic fail on my part.

 

I think all Magic fans will be watching and waiting for Cleveland's next move.

 

I'm like TNT...I Love Drama!

[bravlady 0]

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Originally posted by Catman Forever:

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Originally posted by bravlady:

everyone witnessed a very bad mistake. Allowing Vince to take over a game like that is bad for the Magic. The Magic excel on team basketball, not a one man show. this game is bad on all levels.

 

Question: does it ever grow tiresome, being so ignorant? Is it something you deliberately choose or natural instinct? It's quite fascinating.

 

Bite me! I'm not ignorant and you have no business referring to me as being so. I've got more brains than you. Just because I don't choose to agree with you and the rest who have jumped on the band wagon after one freakin' game.

[jec 427]

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Originally posted by bravlady:

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Originally posted by Catman Forever:

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Originally posted by bravlady:

everyone witnessed a very bad mistake. Allowing Vince to take over a game like that is bad for the Magic. The Magic excel on team basketball, not a one man show. this game is bad on all levels.

 

Question: does it ever grow tiresome, being so ignorant? Is it something you deliberately choose or natural instinct? It's quite fascinating.

 

Bite me! I'm not ignorant and you have no business referring to me as being so. I've got more brains than you. Just because I don't choose to agree with you and the rest who have jumped on the band wagon after one freakin' game.

 

Your original statement was deplorably stupid, and showed a gross lack of understanding of the game of basketball.

[Catman Forever 0]

If you indeed have more brains than I, then I apologize. I fault my human parents for causing me to be born with merely one brain. Clearly, I am overmatched in any battle of wits with someone like you who is in possession of multiple brains (yet still resorts to the Bart Simpson-esque "bite me" to begin a retort).

 

For you to say a game like Monday's was "bad for the Magic" leaves you open to criticism, however. It was a unifying victory that drew our team closer together. "Deplorably stupid" is probably a better phrase than "ignorant" to sum up your post and I am making it my business to say so.