WSJ Love: "Orlando, You're Ruining It for Us"

[Ned Ryerson 94]

quote:

Hey Orlando, what are you doing?

 

We've been planning our LeBron James NBA Finals party for months. We bought the chips. We've made the dip (jalapeno, cream cheese, pre-game chalk dust). We've ironed the "Witness" T-shirt. We're even wearing a giant white headband 24 hours a day. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have dinner with your future in-laws while wearing a giant white headband? Embarrassing!

 

And now you're messing it all up, Orlando. You're up 2-1 over Cleveland in the Eastern Conference finals. If not for LeBron's circus shot at the buzzer in Game 2, you'd be up 3-0. We're beginning to think you guys don't even care if LeBron and the Cavaliers don't win an NBA championship.

 

http://online.wsj.com/article/...329703234152859.html

[Ned Ryerson 94]

quote:

Hey Orlando, what are you doing?

 

We've been planning our LeBron James NBA Finals party for months. We bought the chips. We've made the dip (jalapeno, cream cheese, pre-game chalk dust). We've ironed the "Witness" T-shirt. We're even wearing a giant white headband 24 hours a day. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have dinner with your future in-laws while wearing a giant white headband? Embarrassing!

 

And now you're messing it all up, Orlando. You're up 2-1 over Cleveland in the Eastern Conference finals. If not for LeBron's circus shot at the buzzer in Game 2, you'd be up 3-0. We're beginning to think you guys don't even care if LeBron and the Cavaliers don't win an NBA championship.

 

http://online.wsj.com/article/...329703234152859.html

[Adam_Magic 56]

ha ha great find WP, that article is awesome!

 

"This is not supposed to happen. You've thrown the NBA master plan into disarray. The other night, a dazed league commissioner David Stern was found wandering Times Square in his Jerry West logo boxer shorts, eating discarded pizza crusts and muttering "Orlando? Orlando?"

 

"Orlando, you don't need an NBA title. You've got Disney World. You've got glorious weather. Your biggest celebrity fan is Tiger Woods! That guy wins more than George Clooney in "Ocean's Thirteen." He's worth hundreds of millions. He needs an NBA championship like he needs a Costco card."

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

Hilarious.

[no_ma'am 0]

photoshop time

 

quote:

Stan Van Gundy, is looking like a strategic Yoda

[bhnole 153]

ESPN needs to hire this guy, what is heing doing writing sports at the "Wall Street Journal"

 

Friggin Hilarious!

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

Not my best work.

 

[Drain-O 369]

Not exactly Stan as yoda but heck...

 

[KillingInTheNameOf 63]

WP, your luv for Foyle is admirable, hilarious, intriguing, and just down right odd...

[davcivic 11]

My goodness that thing is full of win!!!

 

quote:

Maybe the referees will call every foul in Mr. James' favor -- whoops, sorry, they already do that. Meanwhile, can you guys give Kobe a hand over in L.A.? Need to make sure he at least gets there, or Mr. Stern may never get his pants back on.

 

Hilarious...

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

Starring Matt Guokas as Luke Skywalker.

 

[Jareth Cutestory 678]