Most Annoying Heat PA Announcer Sayings from the game...

[djmase20 0]

For me its easy....

 

 

5. When Shaq gets an assits and he yells

"Deisel Power!!!" Desiel Power? Who told him that

was a cool thing to say. It makes me want to vomit

everything I have ever eaten when he says that.

 

4. when someone makes a 3 and it sound like his

balls get snipped off

 

"Eddie Jones for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

3. When he says "2 Minutes" followed by "Dos Minutos" Dos Minutos? Isnt that Ricky Martins boy band from the 80s?

 

2. When he drags out Heat for 23 minutes. " Ladies and Gentleman, stand up, for your, Miami Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

 

1. For some reason, when Antione Walker scores, he morfs into some kind of Old School boxing trainer or something. He says Antoine normal, but he says "Waalllkaaaa" like he is Micky from Rocky. Its brutal.

 

I really hate that guy.

 

BTW, Mods, this is my rant on him from the Magic game the other night, so please leave in this section, dont banish it to Siberia, AKA Magic Links or Around the NBA.

[djmase20 0]

For me its easy....

 

 

5. When Shaq gets an assits and he yells

"Deisel Power!!!" Desiel Power? Who told him that

was a cool thing to say. It makes me want to vomit

everything I have ever eaten when he says that.

 

4. when someone makes a 3 and it sound like his

balls get snipped off

 

"Eddie Jones for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

3. When he says "2 Minutes" followed by "Dos Minutos" Dos Minutos? Isnt that Ricky Martins boy band from the 80s?

 

2. When he drags out Heat for 23 minutes. " Ladies and Gentleman, stand up, for your, Miami Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

 

1. For some reason, when Antione Walker scores, he morfs into some kind of Old School boxing trainer or something. He says Antoine normal, but he says "Waalllkaaaa" like he is Micky from Rocky. Its brutal.

 

I really hate that guy.

 

BTW, Mods, this is my rant on him from the Magic game the other night, so please leave in this section, dont banish it to Siberia, AKA Magic Links or Around the NBA.

[Ned Ryerson 94]

I couldn't agree with you more. He is almost as annoying as the announcer for CBS who has been doing the last few Gator games. Does anyone know who I'm talking about? He purposely deepens his voice as he tries to be like Vitale and Corso.

 

As for the Heat guy, it makes you understand how good we have it here.

[djmase20 0]

The Heat play by play guy is pretty stale as well.. he always uses these canned puns that sound so planned out and cheesy. After the Dorrell Write reverse dunk the other night he said ...

 

" And thats the Write Stuff!"

 

Vomit.

 

Although, if Matty says "pick and pop" or "heat check" again and I going to go nuts.

 

Sorry, I have issues people.

[chosen12 75]

quote:

Originally posted by djmase20:

The Heat play by play guy is pretty stale as well.. he always uses these canned puns that sound so planned out and cheesy. After the Dorrell Write reverse dunk the other night he said ...

 

" And thats the Write Stuff!"

 

Vomit.

 

Although, if Matty says "pick and pop" or "heat check" again and I going to go nuts.

 

Sorry, I have issues people.

 

There is nothing worse than that guy who says stupid, sickening "KABOOOOOMMM .......saddd!!!!!

[davcivic 11]

Well, whats the name of the guy in Detroit...MAAAAAASooooooooNNNN!! isn't it?

 

He has to be worst than the Heat guy.

 

I still have not heard a guy I actually liked. I guess the Magic announcer, even if I don't really like him, is better than these other guys.....so It's cool.....

[chosen12 75]

I like Jeff Turner, but I don't miss his Kapyahaaaaaa. I don't miss it at all.

 

Yeah that Detriot PA guy will have you streaking for the medicine cabinet too!!!

[ThisIsTheYear 241]

quote:

Originally posted by djmase20:

For me its easy....

 

 

5. When Shaq gets an assits and he yells

"Deisel Power!!!" Desiel Power? Who told him that

was a cool thing to say. It makes me want to vomit

everything I have ever eaten when he says that.

 

4. when someone makes a 3 and it sound like his

balls get snipped off

 

"Eddie Jones for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

3. When he says "2 Minutes" followed by "Dos Minutos" Dos Minutos? Isnt that Ricky Martins boy band from the 80s?

 

2. When he drags out Heat for 23 minutes. " Ladies and Gentleman, stand up, for your, Miami Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

 

1. For some reason, when Antione Walker scores, he morfs into some kind of Old School boxing trainer or something. He says Antoine normal, but he says "Waalllkaaaa" like he is Micky from Rocky. Its brutal.

 

I really hate that guy.

 

BTW, Mods, this is my rant on him from the Magic game the other night, so please leave in this section, dont banish it to Siberia, AKA Magic Links or Around the NBA.

 

I couldn't agree more. His worst quotes, by far, are:

 

"Diesel Power!" as you've stated

"Dwwwwwyaaaaaaaaaaaaneee Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddeeeeee!" I can't stand it

 

and the worst one of them all:

"Oh my Gwoooodness, He just flew right outta the building! He's SUPERMAN!"

 

Also, has anybody noticed that when Udonis Haslem makes an assist, all he says is, "Jason Kapono, for three! Assists from UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu" then slowly fades away.

 

Does anyone have a picture of this guy? I want to see his face.

[CaseyMullen928 0]

HERE YOU GO...THE OFFICIAL MIKE B. PAGE

 

http://www.nba.com/heat/multimedia/mikeb_thevoice.html

[ThisIsTheYear 241]

Thanks for the link, but I'm talking about the other announcer. The play by play one.

[CaseyMullen928 0]

from sunsports???

 

HEAT telecast team of Eric Reid, Tony Fiorentino and Jason Jackson

 

http://www.sunsportstv.com/talents.jhtml?method=list

[ThisIsTheYear 241]

I don't know which one it is. It's either in between Reid or Tony.