Stand-Up, Cheer, & give Dwight a roaring standing Ovation when he returns to O-Town??

[30Assists 342]

Another typing mistake. Clearly, I meant swine.

Great: now I want bacon.

[Voodoo Man 99]

I would love it if coach Vaughn would game-plan that we put Dwight on the line every time the Lakers get the ball. 15 guys x 6 fouls is 90 fouls (I don't know at point we have to forfeit) . Make the Lakers try and beat us with Dwight on the line with us booing him every shot. That would be classic!

I remember when Coach Nelson did that in a game against the Bulls. They kept fouling Rodman and it backfired because he shot something like 70% from the line that night.

[nCoolness 79]

Great: now I want bacon.

 

 

what kind: American Bacon or Canadian Bacon?

[Captain Hi-Top 791]

Canadian bacon is not.

[magicstar 4]

forgot to mention: while holding a poster saying "coward" with a brick pic.

 

 

knowing how stupid he is...he will read it as Howard and not see the pic of brick.

[Dwight Shrute 10]

PA Announcer in Amway when it's Howard's turn to be introduced (mind you, he will use a monotone voice and speak as fast as humanly possible):

 

"At Center, from no college at all, 6'10", Dwight Howard"

 

I mean the above will be said with 0 enthusiasm and said faster than women arguing in a Spanish soap opera.

 

That would be classic.

 

CAN'T fine that!!!!!

[Franchise408 116]

Yeah, but they usually get that for um, you know, playing.

 

So you boo a guy for being injured?

 

Yea, like I said, classless.

[VandyPettitte 1]

As a STH, I will boo him every single time he touches the ball or has his name called.

[Audi 60]

what's crazy is I can remember and probably recite most of the song the local radio station 104.1 wrote/sang when Shaq left. Too bad we don't have a good one for Dwight.

 

it was to the tune of "hit the road jack"

 

Boom pack it Shaq, and don't you come back

Boom pack it Shaq, and don't you come back

 

Chorus:

Hit the road Shaq

And don't you come back

No more no more no more no more

Hit the road Shaq

And don't you come back no more

 

Well he's goin to LA he's packing it up

He says he just don't feel he's loved

For a guy who ain't loved enough..

...He sure got a lot of girls knocked up

AW DAMN!

 

CHORUS

 

Oh Shaqey Oh Shaqey

Why'd you do us this way?

We treated you nice and we gave you good pay

I had season tickets - I felt it was my duty

I even took my kids to see your stupid ass movie

Yea Shaqey you know it's true -

Barney Rubble's a better actor than you

 

CHORUS

 

Orlando, Orlando why you mean to Shaq?

When LA folks are so nice to blacks

Lovin' brother's is an LA thing

Don't believe me, ask Rodney King

THAZ RIGHT!

 

CHORUS

 

At the forum you'll have Jack Nicholson rootin'

And maybe you can practice your drive by shootin'

And even though you'll be making all the big bucks

Everybody knows your free-throw shootin' still sucks

Why you want to move to HollyWierd? With the gangsters and the sp*cs and the queers

THAZ RIGHT!

 

CHORUS

 

So Shaq have a real good time in LA

And play some golf with your friend O.J.

To OJ you better be nice...

Cuz I hear he's got a mean-ass slice

THAZ RIGHT!

 

(Chorus x2)

Hit the road Shaq

And don't you come back

No more no more no more no more

Hit the road Shaq

And don't you come back

no more

 

Damn that's a good memory. I was fairly young too.

:creaturedance:

[Emory889 353]

So you boo a guy for being injured?

 

Yea, like I said, classless.

 

No, that is you putting words in his mouth. There are many reasons to boo Grant Hill and his injury history is not one of them.

 

Also, LOD is classy, never trashy.

[magicfan48 11]

i live in n.c. i'm a huge orlando magic fan if got back to o town for a magic vs lakers game i'd boo the hell out of howard !!!!

[Huxtable85 7]

This may be a long shot but what if Magic fans actually cheer him on more than boo him despite what he has done to us? That will surely get him thinking and he might think "majority of Magic fans still embrace me even after what I put them through!"

 

I know a lot of folks here think I'm delusional when I say this but, we have to kill Dwight with kindness when he returns to Orlando...the man gave us hope despite our management errors!

 

I was listening to his Lakers press conference and he wants to "create his own legacy", so even after he wins a championship with the Lakers I expect him to sign long term with a team that has never won a title before. (he will be a better leader learning from Kobe n Nash).

 

If Hennigan comes up with a great sales pitch to get the most dominate player to sign with us...oh man! :band:

 

We could have a high lottery pick, a chance to get CP3 or Ellis! :gortat: