The "Find Jacque Vaugh a Nickname" Thread

[Mauro Pedrosa 1,033]

I don't follow any other sports closely, but are they prone to the same kind of half-assed nicknaming that occurs in the NBA?

 

Most (CB4, D12, Dwill, SJax, etc.) are boring, unimaginative, and just lame. Every now and then a cool one surfaces like "Pistol" or "The Glove", but thoroughly outnumbered by dumb ones. No player should have a *insert initials and jersey #* nickname except for Kirilenko.

Yes, there's a guy in the UFC (who just got knocked out a few hours ago) that goes by the name of Ryan "Darth" Bader

[I love my PTSD. 92]

Here are my inane ideas:

 

Afterstan

 

Henny's Choice

 

Jockey

 

Scrubmaster

 

JAVA - My favorite by far. JAques VAughn.

 

 

Ok, it's time for my mush.

[harveycoolbreeze 5]

Jacque Vaughnlando

Jacque Itch

Vaughnlando Calrissian

I'm running out.

How about Jacque Strap or the Black Mr. Clean we could play outkast so fresh and so clean during pregame announcements before he waves to the crowd it would be cooler if it came with a dance may I suggest the crotch extender which consists of a pelvic thrust and a moonwalk at the same time few can do this but Vaughn can

[Makin' Cutestory Bacon 24]

JAVA

 

This one.

[A Better DJ & Photographer 461]

I like Java!

[Soul Bro 1,422]

Here are my inane ideas:

 

Afterstan

 

Henny's Choice

 

Jockey

 

Scrubmaster

 

JAVA - My favorite by far. JAques VAughn.

 

 

Ok, it's time for my mush.

 

JAVA wins!!!

[BonaBum06 1]

Krang.

 

[Tatoo Magoo 1]

GOTTA BE JAVAAAAAAAAAA

 

we lookin at a soft J or a hard J sound?

 

like Java city or frenchy J sound

 

?

[Live or Die Magic 383]

You guys are killing me. Java? Really?

 

Can we not just call him Coach Vaughn?

 

Spontaneous Nate Robinson!! Please please don't tell me this is going to become a thing.

[nCoolness 79]

I rather just call him Coach V.

[Captain Hi-Top 791]

JAVA is worse than "presser".

[O Town Terror 11]

Boom Jacqua-laka, yo here comes the Chief Rocka.

 

 

Just got finished hearing Lords of the Underground. So I'll submit this one in memory of what used to be called hip hop. R.I.P.