I would rather __________ than have Brook Lopez in a magic uniform

[NameLess Scrub 6]

support the heat........ooooooooooooohhhhhh

 

 

You're just going too far...

 

 

So you go broke and get sick thinking out that, then you get a lap dance from her/it, get sicker and barf, shen then eats the lobster chunks from the floor, you get sicker still, barf some more, get dehydrated and get hospitalized.

 

Guys, thats too far. Sorry but I would rather have Lopez on the team!

 

 

Tell that to nbr!!

 

 

 

 

In other news, I think I'd sleep on a nail bed.

[I love my PTSD. 92]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy.

[NBAMagic 16]

I would rather piss out marbles - one marble every 30 seconds for six consecutive days and being forcefully revived every time I pass out from the pain. Rather than see Brook Lopez in a Magic Uniform.

[Captain Hi-Top 791]

I would rather GET A LIFE than have Brook Lopez in a magic uniform

 

Most likely neither will happen any time soon.

[Orlando Swag 3]

I would rather be the father of Snooki's child than have Brooke Lopez anywhere near a magic uniform

[Manu Ginobili 61]

I would rather have Brooke Lopez in a nets uniform than have Brooke Lopez in a magic uniform

[Optimist Prime 197]

I would rather IBTL.

[Live or Die Magic 383]

I would rather IBTL.

 

Good point! I guess this thread was successful...none of us have to worry about that actually happening!

[TheREALBrooksThompson 157]

Good point! I guess this thread was successful...none of us have to worry about that actually happening!

 

I don't know...we were similarly excited to not be saddled with Turkoglu's contract. All it takes is for the media to spend the next year and a half saying how the Magic made a mistake by not taking the Nets deal.

[Live or Die Magic 383]

I don't know...we were similarly excited to not be saddled with Turkoglu's contract. All it takes is for the media to spend the next year and a half saying how the Magic made a mistake by not taking the Nets deal.

 

Yes, the Nets are definitely in "spin" mode. Making sure to place all the blame on us so that their fans hold us responsible for not throwing a franchise center their way in exchange for turds.

[Optimist Prime 197]

Yes, the Nets are definitely in "spin" mode. Making sure to place all the blame on us so that their fans hold us responsible for not throwing a franchise center their way in exchange for turds.

 

If we keep Dwight, I hope we meet them in the playoffs.

[Live or Die Magic 383]

If we keep Dwight, I hope we meet them in the playoffs.

 

Considering that both teams would likely be in the 5-8 seed range at best, I doubt that happens.