Osprey 199 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 I know he gets a lot of hate around here but I wonder if anyone has heard anything about what he's doing this offseason. Working on his hops? Losing weight? Getting shredded? etc? Any updates? I just wanna know if that bad taste in his mouth is still there (or if it ever was). So basically, VC Fanboys, what do you have for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuhonsEmptyLiquorBottle 97 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 He's probably in Daytona eating at his restaurant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iTs JUST zo 29 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 Latest on Vince: Vince was last seen at a local grocery store clutching to his ankle in grieving pain, screaming, "Dear god! Somebody help me!" as if someone sniped him directly in the foot, although nobody saw any blood, it was assumed a crazed sniper was on the loose. Upon closer look there was a can of beans next to Vince, as Vince yelled, "THATS THE CULPRIT!" in anger. Everyone stared at the beans and was like, are you serious Vince? Vince said he wanted to press charges on the beans, but video evidence through camera surveillance clearly showed the can of beans was nowhere near Vince Carter. As word got to Vince that there was evidence the beans was not the culprit, he made a miraculous recovery. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iTs JUST zo 29 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 J/P I love Vince and hope he does well this season and proves everyone wrong, including the beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franchero MVP 391 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 hope he does well this season and proves everyone wrong, including the beans. We were hoping that last season too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barnettej 263 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 I heard he injured his shoulder while reaching for a gallon of milk.... 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AcuWill 45 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 This summer, I can 100% assure you that he has gotten 4 months older, 60% more brittle and been applying 110% strength honing his playoff lack of effort. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gporter 5 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 Who cares? He's getting traded before the deadline anyway so maybe we should be more concerned with the other shooting guard on our team that actually tries when he plays. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Hindsight 50 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 i'd rather hear about what daniel orton has been doing this offseason than vc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Savage 119 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 He's been working extremely hard this offseason in the Magic's training program. When I spoke to him last, he explained that this was one of the toughest offseason programs he's had in his entire career. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waiting For That Day 49 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 He's been working extremely hard this offseason in the Magic's training program. When I spoke to him last, he explained that this was one of the toughest offseason programs he's had in his entire career. VC be chilling at the club kicking it to the ho's. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bauncey Chillups 288 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 He's been working extremely hard this offseason in the Magic's training program. When I spoke to him last, he explained that this was one of the toughest offseason programs he's had in his entire career. Did he at any point take the blame for disappointing everyone last season? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
