barnettej 263 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 I wish I was Dan during the Dancers photo shoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Natesroom 197 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 Granted - but before the photo shoot starts one of the assistants accidently trips and spills coffee on your eyes blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish that i had a chevy camaro that was really a transformer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRam027 26 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Nathan Rule:Granted - but before the photo shoot starts one of the assistants accidently trips and spills coffee on your eyes blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish that i had a chevy camaro that was really a transformer. Granted, but your transformer is clumsy and not very bright, so he inexplicably transforms while parked in front of your house then proceeds to trip and fall crushing your house. I wish the Magic would win the 2010 NBA Championship. pretty simple/basic wish lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Hi-Top 791 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by JRam027: quote: Originally posted by Nathan Rule:Granted - but before the photo shoot starts one of the assistants accidently trips and spills coffee on your eyes blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish that i had a chevy camaro that was really a transformer. Granted, but your transformer is clumsy and not very bright, so he inexplicably transforms while parked in front of your house then proceeds to trip and fall crushing your house. I wish the Magic would win the 2010 NBA Championship. pretty simple/basic wish lol Granted, but you are crushed by a city bus on the way to see the first game of the finals. I wish I had not helped keep this thread alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuvalMagicFan 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Nathan Rule:Granted - but before the photo shoot starts one of the assistants accidently trips and spills coffee on your eyes blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish that i had a chevy camaro that was really a transformer. granted, but it transformed with you inside of it and it ripped you to pieces. i wish i could sleep with eva mendes, and not get any kind of std. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nyce_1 311 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by DuvalMagicFan:granted, but it transformed with you inside of it and it ripped you to pieces. i wish i could sleep with eva mendes, and not get any kind of std. Granted - but during foreplay, she gets hungry and bites off your magic stick. I wish I had a job as a photographer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRam027 26 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by DuvalMagicFan: quote: Originally posted by Nathan Rule:Granted - but before the photo shoot starts one of the assistants accidently trips and spills coffee on your eyes blinding you for the rest of your life. I wish that i had a chevy camaro that was really a transformer. granted, but it transformed with you inside of it and it ripped you to pieces. i wish i could sleep with eva mendes, and not get any kind of std. Granted, but her boyfriend that you didn'y know about walks in on you and beats the living hell out of you. I wish i won the lottery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davcivic 11 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Nyce_1: quote: Originally posted by DuvalMagicFan:granted, but it transformed with you inside of it and it ripped you to pieces. i wish i could sleep with eva mendes, and not get any kind of std. Granted - but during foreplay, she gets hungry and bites off your magic stick. I wish I had a job as a photographer. Granted but you get a job working for Playgirl. I wish I had the power to stop this thread..oh wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Natesroom 197 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 ALready granted - Dav however in your wisdom you see the future of this thread making it into the hall of fame so you leave it open I wish that i had taken the blue pill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Osprey 199 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 I wish there was a cure for cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
datmagic 13 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Osprey23:I wish there was a cure for cancer granted but in the creation of that cure, symptoms that causes instant death appear. i wish T-Pain really had a autotune voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Osprey 199 Report post Posted September 23, 2009 I don't understand the point of this thread? Are we coming up with somewhat plausible ways to ruin a wish? Or are we coming up with nonsensical, non-sequitor, fabricated out of thin air responses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
