In honor of Gortat: I heard Gortat...

[SandyVag 0]

I heard Gortat eats grenades for breakfast with a side of dynamite and then downs it with a cool glass of molten lava...

[SandyVag 0]

I heard Gortat eats grenades for breakfast with a side of dynamite and then downs it with a cool glass of molten lava...

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

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[Stock 3]

Hi guys..!

What

[New Managment Please 0]

I heard Gortat once had an ackward moment, just to see what it felt like...Then he killed a bear with his bare hands

[magic_hoopsfan 0]

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Originally posted by Stock:

Hi guys..!

What

[CubanMagic89 1]

I heard Gortat once climb the Empire State Building.

[magic_hoopsfan 0]

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Originally posted by CubanMagic89:

I heard Gortat once climb the Empire State Building.

saw the ESB was climbing on him once but not that one..

[ivielma 0]

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Originally posted by New Managment Please:

I heard Gortat once had an ackward moment, just to see what it felt like...Then he killed a bear with his bare hands

 

I heard that Gortat once taught a dog to bark in Polish...Mengars flat out refuse to fight him...he refuses to talk about the weather even in an Orlando Hurricane...and whatever team he's on is the Right team, even if he switches teams he's still on the Right team!

[petey 3]

gortat once punched a horse in the chest we now call that animal a giraffe

[Mastermind 0]

Gortat once fought Diener and it was a draw.

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I heard there are only two species that would survive a nuclear blast, a ****roach and a Gortat...then just a Gortat after he kills all the ****roaches