New Managment Please

I heard there are only two species that would survive a nuclear blast, a ****roach and a Gortat...then just a Gortat after he kills all the ****roaches

I heard Gortat once had an ackward moment, just to see what it felt like...Then he killed a bear with his bare hands

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Sad but true...

Sad but true...

hmmm, who are you and why should we care what your take is?? You are an insignificant piece of dust. Your take is worthless to us.

Trust me, I saw Jordan when he was with the Bulls, Lee is not Jordan. And besides, if you average everything out, Jordans stats are better anyway. When did Lee dunk from the free throw line? Lee played baseball too?

Green has great athletic ability but has the basketball IQ of a 3rd grade girls basketball player. There is a reason he never plays where ever he goes. He reminds me of that South Carolina beauty pagent girl who was pretty but stupid. All show no substance.

I believe he deserves to be there being our go-to guy and most versitile player but adding an all star berth to his resume might make him too expensive for us to keep. The fact that Lewis was an all star made it easier for his agent to justify the crazy numbers he was looking to get Lewis. If Hedo becomes an all-star his stock will automatically rise and he will require much much more for us to retain him (if we even can now). So although I love Hedo and think he deserves a spot, I hope for our sake his is looked over.

I believe he deserves to be there being our go-to guy and most versitile player but adding an all star berth to his resume might make him too expensive for us to keep. The fact that Lewis was an all star made it easier for his agent to justify the crazy numbers he was looking to get Lewis. If Hedo becomes an all-star his stock will automatically rise and he will require much much more for us to retain him (if we even can now). So although I love Hedo and think he deserves a spot, I hope for our sake his is looked over.

I heard from an inside source that the Magic have contact Boumtje Boumtje's agent. This could be big!

What is it with you guys and the 5th grade insult "lick em"?

Apparently you have not seen Reuben Boumje Boumje play.

Boumtje Boumtje is a free agent right now. I dont know if you remember him but he was a monster down low. Most people compared him to a young Hakeem "the dream" Olajuanaman. He came into the leauge with similar hype as Greg Oden. He won rookie of the year his rookie season and was dominant. However, that was before he tore his ACL, MCL in both knees, and tore his groin to shreds on the same play. Word is he is at full health and looking to bring some pain. We should go for him. At his prime he was averaging 24 13 7 4 and 2. Could you imagine the duo of Howard and Boumtje Boumtje? That would be sick. Even more, my brother scored 50 points with him in one game in NBA 2k5 for the Playstation 2. If that doesnt scream "we need Boumtje Boumtje now" I dont know what does. This could be the answer guys...