Chris Duhon hit by car in DT Orlando

[zollman 45]

Orlando Magic Daily (@OMagicDaily) tweeted at 6:56 PM on Mon, Oct 14, 2013:WTH? Someone ran Chris Duhon over in the Plaza parking lot downtown: http://t.co/VMr0z19iNr(https://twitter.com/OMagicDaily/status/389887476682489856)

[~O~ 565]

Well............. don't know how to feel about this.

[Janders 102]

Text from my brother:

"I dont know if you heard yet but Chris Duhon got hit by a car in Orlando. He tried to get out of the way but he couldn't cross half court in time"

:shard:

[magicblue 315]

Anyone know the extent of the damage to the car?

[Passenger57 65]

"Witnesses reported a large fireball akin to a tanker explosion, presumably from the high blood alcohol content of the victim." :partypepsi:

 

Seriously, hope Dudu is OK. Worst PG of all time, but I just wanted as far from the Magic as possible.

[Fultz4thewin 2,464]

I read reports that Duhon was fine. Therefore, jokes are ok

[DanzigMagic 11]

I read reports that Duhon was fine. Therefore, jokes are ok

 

They aren't really jokes if they are true now are they?

 

and Duhon has never been fine. ^_^

[NittanyBuc 757]

How ironic would it be if the driver was drunk?

[Optimist Prime 197]

How ironic would it be if the driver was drunk?

 

No, Duhon was hit by the car. Not driving it.

[Captain Hi-Top 791]

Apparently the driver and Duhon exchanged words, then the driver aimed his car at them (Duhon and his brother in-law) and struck Duhon who couldn't get out of the way in time.

 

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orlando-magic/os-magic-chris-duhon-injured-hit-and-run-20131014,0,3778895.story

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[~O~ 565]

You guys..... I didn't know if I should feel sorry for him..or laugh my ass off. I did both.

 

He could have died that day however everytime....and I mean..every time the words Chris and Duhon come together, I can think of nothing butch masochism and torture.