The Super Awesome, season-long '11-12 Magic 'Strap in' Thread

[Stu Bronsilino 313]

LOL

 

http://deadspin.com/5886095/

 

Dwight Howard Is Coming To Town, So The Nets Are Pretending They Have Fans

 

On February 22, your NETS will face off against Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic. For this one night only the NETS are discounting tickets in the Loud & Proud section to $12! We need YOU there to rock The Rock and give your NETS a true home court advantage!

 

How to Purchase Tickets:

Tickets are just $12!

Tickets available ONLY at Prudential Center Box Office beginning at 11AM day of game

12 ticket limit

Fans buying tickets must be wearing NETS apparel to show they are loud and proud!

PLUS, the first 2,500 fans to arrive at Prudential Center will receive a free ticket voucher to a future NETS home game.

 

It does look a little fishy, though, when the Nets' coveted target rolls into town and New Jersey thwacks nearly half the retail price off the Loud and Proud deal. "See, Dwight, look. We have fans. They are legion. Don't look at figures which say we rank 29th in attendance. They are wrong. They will be corrected. Plus, we fix everything in Brooklyn. Amazing place. Babies drink cappuccino there. Everyone will love Nets.

[God Hates Otis Smith 153]

Stephen Jackson stinks, just because Dwight wants him doesn't mean we need to make a dumb trade, Jrich is a far better player.

[O Town Terror 11]

Back up center option possibly?

He's mean on the boards, he's physical and the fans get behind him.

[No1gunna 1]

Stephen Jackson stinks, just because Dwight wants him doesn't mean we need to make a dumb trade, Jrich is a far better player.

 

The truth straight from the words of God (hates otis smith)

[The Evil Dead 4]

The truth straight from the words of God (hates otis smith)

 

Jax does not want to play for the Bucks. He and Skiles are at each others throats. Jax only played 12 minutes tonight. You do the trade because Jax will play hard nose D for the Magic. He is a general out there when motivated to play. You do the trade because you get word from Dwight about opting in another year. You do the trade because its probably the only team that will take Turk. You do the trade because You save about 2 mil in salary cap. You do the trade because Jax has only this year and next year left on his contract.

[O Town Terror 11]

Jax does not want to play for the Bucks. He and Skiles are at each others throats. Jax only played 12 minutes tonight. You do the trade because Jax will play hard nose D for the Magic. He is a general out there when motivated to play. You do the trade because you get word from Dwight about opting in another year. You do the trade because its probably the only team that will take Turk. You do the trade because You save about 2 mil in salary cap. You do the trade because Jax has only this year and next year left on his contract.

Did you get a hold of Otis's diary?

[Pootie Tang 44]

Jax does not want to play for the Bucks. He and Skiles are at each others throats. Jax only played 12 minutes tonight. You do the trade because Jax will play hard nose D for the Magic. He is a general out there when motivated to play. You do the trade because you get word from Dwight about opting in another year. You do the trade because its probably the only team that will take Turk. You do the trade because You save about 2 mil in salary cap. You do the trade because Jax has only this year and next year left on his contract.

 

If Skiles hates him, I hate him.

[The Evil Dead 4]

JJ Redick responding right now about how did we win, he said:

 

"Hedo Turkoglu. He slept walk through the first 3 quarters, and decided to come alive during the 4th."

 

That kind of explains Turk to a T.

 

Look, the only reason you make this trade is if Dwight gives you his word that he will stay. If he does not sign off on it. You dont do it.

[O Town Terror 11]

If Skiles hates him, I hate him.

I second that.

[God Hates Otis Smith 153]

Jax does not want to play for the Bucks. He and Skiles are at each others throats. Jax only played 12 minutes tonight. You do the trade because Jax will play hard nose D for the Magic. He is a general out there when motivated to play. You do the trade because you get word from Dwight about opting in another year. You do the trade because its probably the only team that will take Turk. You do the trade because You save about 2 mil in salary cap. You do the trade because Jax has only this year and next year left on his contract.

he's unprofessional, out of shape, and old. He's terrible

[Miller4Prez66 545]

Jax does not want to play for the Bucks. He and Skiles are at each others throats. Jax only played 12 minutes tonight. You do the trade because Jax will play hard nose D for the Magic. He is a general out there when motivated to play. You do the trade because you get word from Dwight about opting in another year. You do the trade because its probably the only team that will take Turk. You do the trade because You save about 2 mil in salary cap. You do the trade because Jax has only this year and next year left on his contract.

 

Who said Dwight wouldn't opt out if we had Stephen Jackson? You're just assuming crap because he is buddies with Dwight. Stephen Jackson freakin' sucks and has a bad attitude, don't want him here.

[Franchero MVP 391]

We're not going or getting SJax. Relax guys.