The Official Dwight Howard Everything Thread

[Secretly Space Jesus 670]

Clear payroll.

 

It only took them half a season to regret giving him a near max deal.

 

Good times.

[Drain-O 369]

Otis should have still been active...seems like some pretty good players could have been had for salary dumps / picks.

 

He was very active. Nothing worth taking on long term payroll until this summer when all of the Magic's contracts become much more palatable. Also picks are like gold in the new CBA. GOLD.

[You're Fat, Pat! 98]

OH MY GOD!

 

THEY GOT RID OF YOUNG AND MCGEE?!?!!?

 

SO LET ME MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS:

 

DWIGHT IS STAYING, COMMUNITY IS BACK ON TONIGHT, DIABLO 3 FINALLY HAS A RELEASE DATE, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUNG OR MCGEE ON WIZARDS BROADCASTS ANYMORE?

 

SOMEONE GET ME GILLIAN JACOBS, BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT THE ***** NOW!

 

THIS is why this thread needed to stay alive today. Holy schnikies that is funny.

[MoMagic1 11]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏ @WojYahooNBA Reply Retweet Favorite · Open

Portland has promoted assistant Kaleb Canales to interim head coach, league source tells Y! Sports.

[Tactical Tomato 10]

OH MY GOD!

 

THEY GOT RID OF YOUNG AND MCGEE?!?!!?

 

SO LET ME MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS:

 

DWIGHT IS STAYING, COMMUNITY IS BACK ON TONIGHT, DIABLO 3 FINALLY HAS A RELEASE DATE, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUNG OR MCGEE ON WIZARDS BROADCASTS ANYMORE?

 

SOMEONE GET ME GILLIAN JACOBS, BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT THE ***** NOW!

 

In the 3 years since I've been trolling this board, this is the first time I've seen actual glee from you, DOM.

 

P.S. In my mind, everything you say is said in the Macho Man voice, that is all.

 

 

[Drain-O 369]

That DOM post should just about do it. That was awesome.

[Rahzel 27]

In the 3 years since I've been trolling this board, this is the first time I've seen actual glee from you, DOM.

 

P.S. In my mind, everything you say is said in the Macho Man voice, that is all.

 

I hear Macho Man's voice as well.

[Noreaga30 15]

I can't believe we didn't make 1 trade while the Lakers get Ramon Sessions for Luke Walton. That doesn't even work on NBA 2k12. How the f**k they pulled that one off.

[Cactus 83]

The real question is, why is he watching Wizards broadcasts

[DjMase31 30]

Did you guys hear that Gallagher had a heart attack?

[Penny Hardaway's Ghost 260]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏ @WojYahooNBA Reply Retweet Favorite · Open

Hornets send guard Marco Belinelli to Orlando for TPE and future 1st rounder, league source tells Y! Sports.

[jec 427]

The real question is, why is he watching Wizards broadcasts

 

You're a cactus.