Offseason Thread pt V: The Sentinel Strikes Back (and makes us sad)

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

I PLANK BUT I JUST USE MY BOO BOO SQUATS TO DO SO LMFAO HOLLAAAAAAAA SHUT YA MOUTH MISSY ELLIOT EAT A PORK SPIT IT OUT

 

GONNA MAKE YA FREAK OUT NOW I'LL SHOW YOU HOW

 

GET YA FREAK ON GET YA FREAK ON UGHHHHH QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LEMME KNOW GONNA TAKE A SHARK TO GET ME THIS CROSS AND BOW

[ThisIsTheYear 241]

Nah, I might scratch my fake glasses. Plus, my scarf would get dirty.

 

I wouldn't put you past prop glasses, actually. You're just the kind of person to get influenced by a shameless fad like that.

[Berto 338]

 

This needs to be the gamethread pic of the Amway center for every game next season.

 

That's one massive man putting so much trust in a trash receptacle.

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

That's one massive man putting so much trust in a trash receptacle.

 

Those things are made of iron.

[Berto 338]

I wouldn't put you past prop glasses, actually. You're just the kind of person to get influenced by a shameless fad like that.

 

YOU WANNA GO WITH ME TOO BRO?

[My 6th Rebuild 6]

Thank god the Foye trade was a fake. TPE too much to give up for Foye. Now Duhon for Foye would be great.

 

I saw someone post earlier about contracts and the lockout. I heard on the radio if the season is canceled, Howard would still have 2 years left with the player option, so if 2011-12 is canceled then he would have his player option for the end of 2012-13. On the other hand, if there is another 50 game season, then that counts and he can then opt out. That's what i heard on the radio.

 

My biggest question is what would happen to the all-star game. Would they push Orlando back to 2012-13 or would Orlando have to wait again?

[Berto 338]

Those things are made of iron.

 

HE'S MADE OF STEEL.

[ThisIsTheYear 241]

Right here, right now.

 

were do you live? i'll come over and beat you at your place. hope your gf aint around lol she don't wanna see her man get embarassed

[30Assists 342]

It's supposed to be funny or something idk

I planked three times last night. It was WONDERFUL.

[TheREALBrooksThompson 157]

were do you live? i'll come over and beat you at your place. hope your gf aint around lol she don't wanna see her man get embarassed

 

I see we're playing prison rules here.

 

Fine, I hope you're ready to drive 80 miles cause that's how far away I live. If you're man enough, you'll figure out which direction.

[Jareth Cutestory 678]

Dan_Savage Dan Savage

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Haha, you're killing me. RT @DwightHoward Amway plankin moby.to/hjii0l

1 minute ago

[Miller4Prez66 545]

Jim Rome hatin' on Gilbert.

 

agentzeroshow Gilbert A. aka Jefe

I heard Mr Rome killed me for plankin..I guess its a very boring sports day.."Plankin on the jim rome show is now out of the question lmao