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Don't know why everyone's so upset. He's right. That **** was hilarious.

 

I only heard 40 seconds, and not a single lyric related to the other, which is hard to do.

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Don't know why everyone's so upset. He's right. That **** was hilarious.

 

I only heard 40 seconds, and not a single lyric related to the other, which is hard to do.

Soulja Boy thinks it's pretty easy to do.

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How does it make you feel that you're absolutely terrible at the one thing you do with your life? How do you even wake up in the morning to live your life when your life consists of wasting time creating that abortion you call music?

 

MOARR!

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Oh my goodness.....this dude has talent, that's for sure. Check out what I found!!

 

 

 

It's obviously mental with this one.....probably has daddy issues

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Lol @ the development of this thread. The guys comes all pumped up, then gets called out, then insults the fans and the team..

 

Hehehehe c'mon really?

 

To the OP, dude, if it's your music, just say it's yours and post it. You won't get called out for pretending.

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Oh my goodness.....this dude has talent, that's for sure. Check out what I found!!

 

 

 

It's obviously mental with this one.....probably has daddy issues

 

this is a gold mine right here. OP should hang up the mic for good after this embarrassment.

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I think he raps with a rhyming thesaurus open on the table.

 

When I'm at home i smoke a lot of blunts

 

(hmmm what rhymes with blunts? fronts... grunts... punts... ah, stunts)

 

Evel Knieval really did a lot of stunts

 

(nailed it)

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your not good at pretending you have a life.

 

at least im doing something, making music. what r u doing? sitting at ur computer talking on a message board.

 

good for u. keep up the good work.

 

looks like orlando fans are nuthing but haters.

 

do something better w ur life than hate on others.

 

orlando magic suck. hope you get hit by a hurricane

I'm wasting my time using proper grammar and spelling, I guess.

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yo dwight p, u step on your p?

 

cuz ya seem like ya sad, but we is all glad

 

if a hurricane comes, ya betta take some tums

 

cuz its gonna make ya stomach hurt, make ya squirt like a turk

 

hedo gonna pass da ball in da stands, right into ya hands

 

what u do with it is up to you, make a wish or make a poo poo

 

ya'll is mad stupid dis dude is living da dream, nights filled with cinemax and a bottle of vaseline

 

so do suttin wit ya lives and quit knockin dis man, cuz take it from me parents just dont understand!

 

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yo dwight p, u step on your p?

 

cuz ya seem like ya sad, but we is all glad

 

if a hurricane comes, ya betta take some tums

 

cuz its gonna make ya stomach hurt, make ya squirt like a turk

 

hedo gonna pass da ball in da stands, right into ya hands

 

what u do with it is up to you, make a wish or make a poo poo

 

ya'll is mad stupid dis dude is living da dream, nights filled with cinemax and a bottle of vaseline

 

so do suttin wit ya lives and quit knockin dis man, cuz take it from parents just dont understand!

 

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Don't show him up, Jareth! This is his spotlight! His "big moment!!"

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yo dwight p, u step on your p?

 

cuz ya seem like ya sad, but we is all glad

 

if a hurricane comes, ya betta take some tums

 

cuz its gonna make ya stomach hurt, make ya squirt like a turk

 

hedo gonna pass da ball in da stands, right into ya hands

 

what u do with it is up to you, make a wish or make a poo poo

 

ya'll is mad stupid dis dude is living da dream, nights filled with cinemax and a bottle of vaseline

 

so do suttin wit ya lives and quit knockin dis man, cuz take it from me parents just dont understand!

 

I actually like this better.

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