Penny Hardaway's Ghost 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 “We didn’t say to each other one word,” Gortat told sbnation.com. “We didn’t shake our hands, we didn’t talk to each other, we didn’t say anything. And that’s fine; at the end of the day he’s on a different team, I’m on a different team, and I’m a grown-ass man. I don’t need him any more.” - Marcin “I knew he was going to shoot all jump-shots,” Howard said. “Every day in practice, when gets the ball, it’s the first thing he does. Wherever he is. … His swag was on the building. He looked good, so I’m happy for him.” - Dwight Oh Snapz - the link 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franchero MVP 391 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Sounds like Gortat was more of a dick than Dwight was. Gortat's a fool. He was practicing and learning from the BEST center in the game for the past few years. He then, with Dwight's approval, got traded to Pheonix where he'll ultimately become a starter. Why is he so pissed off? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capo d'Orlando 85 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Now I'm sad that we called him Polish Hammer, Warlock, etc. instead of "grown-ass man". That's the coolest nickname I've ever heard. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisIsTheYear 241 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Now I'm sad that we called him Polish Hammer, Warlock, etc. instead of "grown-ass man". That's the coolest nickname I've ever heard. Cosigned. Gortat just took Dwight behind the shed and beat him with a polish hammer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penny Hardaway's Ghost 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Now I'm sad that we called him Polish Hammer, Warlock, etc. instead of "grown-ass man". That's the coolest nickname I've ever heard. I think there was a copyright issue with "Grown-Ass-Man" apparently we would have had to pay Cedric the Entertainer for it's rights, silly red tape. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Hi-Top 791 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Maybe Dwight asked for his suits back after Marcin got paid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Dwight needs not fear Gortat unless he wants a fistful of butter in his face amirite fellas and how many boards did Gortat get amirite fellas Gortat yo I wrote a freestyle about him ready, check it... yo homey u tryn' to clown my boy dwight but last time i check yo phoenix is out of sight let me turn the tv on and eat a fruit salad make ya fish smell like stink make ya eat a fruit salad but u tryin to talk smack bout da mvp it ain't derrick rose, hakeem, or even mateen cleaves naw my boy dwight be fresh as can be eat soap, make poops, write in ya diary BOOM 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisIsTheYear 241 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 let me turn the tv on and eat a fruit salad make ya fish smell like stink make ya eat a fruit salad Brilliant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ball junkie 277 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Thread Title makes clicking on it a must !!! Nice job.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chase 209 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 In a few years Gortat will look back and realize nobody remembers players that started on a bad team. They only remember the players that hold up the rings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penny Hardaway's Ghost 260 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Thread Title makes clicking on it a must !!! Nice job.... I've taken notes... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ned Ryerson 94 Report post Posted March 14, 2011 Haha. Whatever. I'm still a big Gortat fan. Best of luck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
