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Every Hedo airball is just an assist to Dwight screaming to get out...

 

Hedo has an extra nerve in his eye that allows him to see scoring oppurtunities where no one else sees them...no one

 

Hedo recently signed a jersey and threw it onto the court while an Alabama highschool basketball tourney was in play...

 

Amundson whispered, "Hedo likes me better" to Zach Randolph

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Funniest thread ever!!

 

Although I am not allowed to talk about our messiah as a non-member I had to say that I love the 7th rule: "He will go on as long as he has to"

 

He had a name. His name was Hedo Turkoglu

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Some say I look like a cat fish...

 

But I say I look like Hedo.....

 

I no understand passing.....

 

What is it...

 

Why do people purposely give up a nice looking ball...

 

I say no... I will not give you up, ball... I am Hedo....

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Echo, Echo, Echo...

 

What is this "conscience" you speak of?

 

There is no "I" in team, though there's one in Hidayet..

 

Once I receive lovely ball, I crush opponent like I crush hope..

 

There's an H in hope like there's an H in HEDO

 

He DO, He DID, He DOES, He DOMINATES, He DESTROYS the band Journey, He DEMOTES teamwork.

 

He had a name. His name was Hedo Turkoglu.

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Hedo-ism

 

Thats my religion....

 

I have no book...

 

I have no building to go to....

 

I have only one belief...

 

That is Hedo rules all...

 

You dont need 5 people on the court...

 

You just need me, Hedo...

 

I play all positions....

 

I referee....

 

I control the digital scoring machine.....

 

And I am the half time show....

 

Its all me, all the time....

 

A reporter came up to me and say...

 

"Hedo, looks like you have been in a shooting slump, has controlling the ball too much, become a factor"

 

Hedo stared at this "thing of a reporter" and said...

 

"Do you know who I am and where I come from?"

 

The "Thing reporter" said...

 

"Yeah, your hedo and your from Turkey"

 

So me being Hedo.... I said... "Correct"

 

Now take this back hand coming from Turkey and slapped this "thing reporter"

 

He Cried....

 

I am Hedo... Now kiss my subway shoe!

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quote:
Originally posted by mbaker333:

Hedo's defense is so good that most times he doesnt even have to try.. so he doesnt

 

Man this is fantastic... icon_smile.gif

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I started to come up with something really witty for this thread, but after re-reading it, I couldn't stop laughing at the absolutely insane hilarity of it.

 

So I won't post my own addition, I will simply fade away.....

 

 

.....just like Hedo!

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quote:
Originally posted by Kberto:

It's catching on

 

Maybe we need to add another rule, having a pic related to the matter as you does...

 

LODM, you're not in, fade away quickly, please! (j.k.)

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