Uh-uh, All Eyes. You cannot tell me you do not have a second computer screen open--watching the game--next to your "work" computer, using terms like "tertiary" and "conundrum."
Look, I know you must have a highly professional job because when you post, most times you are not in the same state or you are out of the country.
I, as an "Ordinary Joe/Nancy", had to look up "tertiary" and "conundrum." Haha!