Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 BEERWARE!!! To all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date **** drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Warn every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "golf courses" "bowling alleys," and "sporting events" in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marc Acres 3:16 418 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Ah beer, how do I love thee. I figured out this past week that I made out better in Vegas by not gambling and just spending my money on beer and Absolute and RedBull. You see I watched my boss lose $50 in 5 mins and he only got vodka out of this. My $50 got me a 6pack roughly. The only place I was really taken was at Paris where I was charged $12 for an Absolute and Red Bull...damn the French! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:Ah beer, how do I love thee. I figured out this past week that I made out better in Vegas by not gambling and just spending my money on beer and Absolute and RedBull. You see I watched my boss lose $50 in 5 mins and he only got vodka out of this. My $50 got me a 6pack roughly. The only place I was really taken was at Paris where I was charged $12 for an Absolute and Red Bull...damn the French! Its ALWAYS the French! I fell in love with a ****tail server with incredible talents in the Bellagio. She treated me nice and kept bringing me free drinks, even though I was only playing the nickel slots. I told her if she would keep them coming more frequently, I'd move over to the quarters and give her my first jackpot. She said she made more in tips in the last hour than I would make at the quarter slots all night. But she said it in a way that didn't make me feel like an idiot and didn't make her sound rude. Man, do I miss them, uh, I mean her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marc Acres 3:16 418 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 I wanted to keep a mini blog on the Vegas trip just because strange things happen on my business trips but this one had the potential for maximum strangness. I didn't really have access past work hours nor was I in my room much so it didn't happen. Here are some highlights of my drinks and I. First off when I got back Mrs. Acres asked in disbelief did you really spend that much? I didn't think I spent that much either so I had to see it to believe it. I really only had 3 days of party time, the rest was work and travel days. In the span of 5 mins I saw a drug deal going down and a homeless man and woman popping and locking in the middle of Fremont Street. Ah the Fremont experience! Some how my boss was elected to drive and he was Dukes of Hazzarding the car up these step hills in the parking garage of the Wynn(uber-nice casino w/a Ferrari dealer in the building, we met a nice semi-concious guy there just before security wheeled him out). We nearly had a rumble with a taxi-bus driver in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd which was strangely hilarious. And on the final night we ended up at a kareoke bar and I somehow ended up inside of a bird cage at the Flamingo...good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:And on the final night we ended up at a kareoke bar and I somehow ended up inside of a bird cage at the Flamingo...good times. Did you ever think you would type those letters, in that specific order, ever in your life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 You KNOW you were waiting for it! And now it is finally here! This weekend is the Orlando Beer Festival at Universal Citywalk! The details are here: www.orlandobeerfestival.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam_Magic 56 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 Ok, I had to revive it, the thread was slipping further down and there was a risk it could have disapeared on to page 2! So any good Beer stories lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 quote: Originally posted by Adam_Magic:Ok, I had to revive it, the thread was slipping further down and there was a risk it could have disapeared on to page 2! So any good Beer stories lately? God bless you Adam! I am fresh out at the moment. It is the slow season now that my tailgating opportunities are over. But hey, my co-workers are planning a happy hour get together this Friday. Those types of gatherings are prime breeding grounds for great beer stories. We'll see how it goes! Plus, once the calendar turns to December, I make every excuse to have 'Nog as much as possible. Get a little Bacardi Gold, or some Jameson...that's the stuff. You know, if our parents ever read this thread, they'd swear we were alcoholics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam_Magic 56 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic: quote: Originally posted by Adam_Magic:Ok, I had to revive it, the thread was slipping further down and there was a risk it could have disapeared on to page 2! So any good Beer stories lately? God bless you Adam! I am fresh out at the moment. It is the slow season now that my tailgating opportunities are over. But hey, my co-workers are planning a happy hour get together this Friday. Those types of gatherings are prime breeding grounds for great beer stories. We'll see how it goes! Plus, once the calendar turns to December, I make every excuse to have 'Nog as much as possible. Get a little Bacardi Gold, or some Jameson...that's the stuff. You know, if our parents ever read this thread, they'd swear we were alcoholics. Couldnt disagree with that!! The holiday season is upon us, there is no excuse not too drink copious amounts of beer!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeasonTixHolder 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2006 On Thursday Night, I plan on consuming rediculous amounts of Natural Ice Light and Corona. Not together, of course, but Natty Light for Beer Pong and Corona because its wonderful. Ah, college...gotta love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam_Magic 56 Report post Posted December 6, 2006 p quote: Originally posted by SeasonTixHolder:On Thursday Night, I plan on consuming rediculous amounts of Natural Ice Light and Corona. Not together, of course, but Natty Light for Beer Pong and Corona because its wonderful. Ah, college...gotta love it. I envy you, college is past me now! They are blurry but the memories were goooood!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted December 6, 2006 The problem with remembering college is that I remember being able to drink and not suffer (well, not suffer much). Now, I still feel like I can drink, but one of two things happens: I either find myself stopping before I get too far gone, or I take the plunge and then suffer big time for it! I'm much too young to feel this damn old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
