How to win every game from now on

[robotmaster 0]

Give the ball to Dwight Howard. End of story.

[robotmaster 0]

Give the ball to Dwight Howard. End of story.

[TheREALBrooksThompson 157]

Score more points than the other team.

[Secretly Space Jesus 670]

Get Matt Guokas to yell "Bingo Bango Bongo" for no discernible reason.

[Randyc87 0]

quote:

Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

Get Matt Guokas to yell "Bingo Bango Bongo" for no discernible reason.

 

Let's try this...

[Hank Moody 60]

quote:

Originally posted by Randyc87:

quote:

Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:

Get Matt Guokas to yell "Bingo Bango Bongo" for no discernible reason.

 

Let's try this...

 

Yeah we were doing well when he said that, someone email him.

[CubanMagic89 1]

Makes shots and play defense.

[Voltaire 0]

Pray that we don't have to play Detroit the rest of the season?

[AddiFB 429]

To win every game from now on, do the following...

 

1: Trade Meer for Chris Paul

2: Trade Vince for Kobe

3: Trade Pietrus for LeBron

4: Trade Shard for Duncan

5: Give Dwight candy

 

6: Trade Barnes for Manu Ginobili

7: Trade Bass for Chris Bosh

8: Trade J.Williams for D.Williams

9: Trade RyAn for Dirk

10: Trade JJ for Wade

11: Trade AJ for Tony Parker

12: Trade Gortat for Al Jefferson

13: Trade Foyle for more basketballs

14: Give Stern money to allow each player on the floor to play with his own basketball or else the team will explode.

[Bauncey Chillups 288]

Putting the ball in the basket more times than the other team by the end of the 4th quarter might be helpful, could even lead to a few wins.

[My 6th Rebuild 6]

What we could do is pluck hairs from Jordan, Bill Russell, Magic, Bird, and Olajuwon's head. Take a flight to Europe and have them clone them. Give them a 5 year deadline to grow the clones. Alter the DNA so that their appearance is changed so that they do not look like these players. As their being grown have microchips set up in their brains where they are completely loyal to the Magic.

 

After their 20 years of title after title, Lebron can have their jerseys retired throughout the league.

[REALUP'S 0]

quote:

Originally posted by MagicAtic:

What we could do is pluck hairs from Jordan, Bill Russell, Magic, Bird, and Olajuwon's head. Take a flight to Europe and have them clone them. Give them a 5 year deadline to grow the clones. Alter the DNA so that their appearance is changed so that they do not look like these players. As their being grown have microchips set up in their brains where they are +completely loyal to the Magic.

 

After their 20 years of title after title, Lebron can have their jerseys retired throughout the league.

+ 1.. By the way this SIG is hilarious.. Absolutely love it