COLOMBIANO 118 Report post Posted July 3, 2009 quote: Originally posted by ivielma:I heard the Mengars were also responsible for the loss of Mario Kasun few years back and ...how long does it take to digest a 7 footer? Also, it is rumored that Fran Vasquez has Mengarphobia, which is one of the reasons he is not coming back! I don't know why mengars picked Vasquez, but I hope Gortat distroids him one day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Give Me Redick All Day 109 Report post Posted July 3, 2009 Weren't Mengars the sworn enemies of Vampires in ancient mythology? Half-man, half-grrrrrr (as in another name for werewolf)? Yeah, it was a stretch, but I wanted to get in on this- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivielma 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!! The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thristy my friends." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanzigMagic 11 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by ivielma:Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!! The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thirsty my friends." Frickin Hilarious!!! Besides.....The Warlock can destroy any Mengars that mess with him, so no worries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan the Magic Fan 253 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 I love the OP. I honestly want him to post every day. It's funnier than any of the crap on tv these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fultz4thewin 2,464 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Ramsde68:I love the OP. I honestly want him to post every day. It's funnier than any of the crap on tv these days. indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PNuT1423 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 what's a mengars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orlandomagicin09 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 caum un guise!....u knough wut deh MENGARS augher!!! dey roowind dis tiem! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PNuT1423 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:caum un guise!....u knough wut deh MENGARS augher!!! dey roowind dis tiem! this is what i wish gortat sounded like on the court... with the !!!'s, it would totally freak out the other team if they had to deal with a barbarian similiar to the one from the opening scene from 'the gladiator' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orlandomagicin09 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 gortat would rip there heads off with his hands...8) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanzigMagic 11 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:gortat would rip there heads off with his hands...8) Some Athletes have to take steriods to make them stronger and more competitive. They have to give Gortat "Anti-Steriods" to keep him from killing all other players on "HIS" court. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tank Vogel 191 Report post Posted July 14, 2009 How did they spell Turkoglu right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites