O'Sentinel's Diaz Just Won't STFU

[Live or Die Magic 383]

Why all this talk of Orlando being a "small pond"? I've heard this before and it puzzles me. Orlando has the best basketball arena in the world right? Constantly has a sell out crowd right? Has a huge level of talent on the team right? Maybe the deepest team in the NBA, if not then it's definately one of them, right? Has a great coach and GM in Stan and Otis right? Owners who are devoted to winning a championship and willing to splash the cash as long as it improves the team. Right?

 

...and I've not had the pleasure of visiting Florida/Orlando but I hear it's a pretty good place to live and the weather ain't half bad. Right?

 

 

RIGHT????????

 

Please, someone tell me if I'm wrong.

 

Apparently professional basketball players don't feel complete unless they have a 1000-yard running back or Cy Young winner to rub elbows with.

[Trey Time 186]

Step 1: find a piece of furniture.

 

Step 2: Sit next to the piece of furniture completely motionless and silent.

 

Congratulations! You are now as funny as Treytime.

 

They say any publicity is good publicity, right?