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I wish to take a Erzulie Freda (the Vodou lwa "goddess" of love, luxury, and wealth) 'Goddess Bath' in order to attract love and wealth into my life.

 

Anyhows I need to obtain the following ingredients:

 

Florida Water

Fresh basil

Champagne

Rose petals

One small can of evaporated (NOT condensed) milk

Vanilla extract

Coconut milk

Orange leaves

Fresh lettuce

Fresh aloe

 

Most of these items I can get at the supermarket but obviously I need the Florida Water. So can someone please advise me where to buy or even send me some Florida Water for my bath. Swamp water I presume would be more potent but can you strain the crocodiles first... Actually thinking about that I do not mind if you send a crocodile as I could do with a new pet/handbag...

 

 

 

Thanking you in advance.

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I wish to take a Erzulie Freda (the Vodou lwa "goddess" of love, luxury, and wealth) 'Goddess Bath' in order to attract love and wealth into my life.

 

Anyhows I need to obtain the following ingredients:

 

Florida Water

Fresh basil

Champagne

Rose petals

One small can of evaporated (NOT condensed) milk

Vanilla extract

Coconut milk

Orange leaves

Fresh lettuce

Fresh aloe

 

Most of these items I can get at the supermarket but obviously I need the Florida Water. So can someone please advise me where to buy or even send me some Florida Water for my bath. Swamp water I presume would be more potent but can you strain the crocodiles first... Actually thinking about that I do not mind if you send a crocodile as I could do with a new pet/handbag...

 

 

 

Thanking you in advance.

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Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:

You Sir are obviously not a beer drinker.

 

I suppose that if you being a man wanted to have a "God bath' then you could replace the champagne with beer...

 

Let me know if it works.

 

I still need 'Florida Water' if anyone cares to help in my humble lil request...

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Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:

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I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon.

 

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Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...

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quote:
Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:

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I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon.

 

PP-1.gif

 

Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...

 

Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate?

 

Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT

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Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:

quote:
Originally posted by Ishtar:

quote:
Originally posted by Gerbert d'Aurillac:

FISHN.jpg

 

I found some Florida Water for you mate and managed to siphon out all the crocodiles but is it all right if I leave all of the underpants in as they keep clogging up my siphon.

 

PP-1.gif

 

Thank you kind Sir... please do send the underpants as they can be re-packaged and sold either to a Japanese vending machine or via e-bay...

 

Bit of a market for crusty old jocks in Japan is there mate?

 

Here's your tracking reference number: 643918FKUCNT

 

 

Indeed available on every street corner.

 

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And with yours being an exotic import then I think we are in businezz.

 

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