The O-rena Chicken Tender Basket

Yo, what up The Truth! It be 2007 up in this place?

Well, according to Rudolph's interpretation of YBR's twitter feed, Howard prefers the dark meat, so....

I hate you.

If Dwight leaves, do you think they'd bring me back?

You bite your tongue! FOTS is absolutely inconsolable right now. He thought Stan Van Gundy was a saint! A SAINT!!!

Stan, I knew you well. Not too many folks realize that I was your favorite pre (and post) game meal. We sure had some laughs. I appreciated your candor, appetite, and the way your 'stache tickled my tenders. You appreciated my hot, juicy tenderness. We were a match made in heaven, Stan. Stan? Stan??!! :svgsad:

How nice would it have been to have touched my tender juicyness as well? I am still hot and juicy in my new digs, and it is so greasy that my new sidekick, Tots On The Side (you can just call him TOTS) is gettin' play, but my old ghost still wanders the empty caverns of the O-Rena concourse, looking for my old homies. Just one more time I'd like to be eaten by the greatest fans in the NBA.

quote: Originally posted by Lewis4thewin: quote: Originally posted by The O-rena Chicken Tender Basket: quote: Stadium experience: 96th This a clear violation of my rights as a consumed good of awesome hot and juicy tenderness. It's an infringement on my breastitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! They clearly have never had themselves an O-C-T-B!!!! you're in the "bang for the buck" part. Hey, you gotta buy me before you talk to me like that, buddy.

quote: Stadium experience: 96th This a clear violation of my rights as a consumed good of awesome hot and juicy tenderness. It's an infringement on my breastitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! They clearly have never had themselves an O-C-T-B!!!!

quote: Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory: quote: Originally posted by Lewis4thewin:thats a little pricy. I can get 3 spicy chicken sadwiches from burger king for that price. Would you rather have 3 filthy pirate hookers or a long term relationship with Salma Hayek? I just had this sandwich and it is heavenly. Not too spicy, but full of flavor. The warmest bun you ever have tasted, with the sweet crisp of that tangy pickle waiting for you on the bottom. Every bite is if you got kissed by the Victoria Secret models. The waffle fries are cheering for you as you grab one of them and they smile and wink at you before they head for their destination. Then the sweet refreshing taste of the lemonade to wash it all down. No other fast food restaurant should even be in business. If I didn't want to live to see 40 I would eat Chick-Fil-A twice a week for the rest of my life. I'm gonna need a bunch of wetnaps over here, STAT.

quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:Also, I'm excited to be going back to the O-Rena one more time! Come by and see ME one more time too!

quote: Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory: Dad??

quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:or pick our way through the concourse on our way to our last O-Rena Chicken Tender Basket. This made me so sad, I started crying in my dipping sauce. God bless you LOD...God bless you.

Well, although I am dubious about how anyone can think my hot juicy tenderness can be duplicated, it is this kind of devotion to my breastesses that makes me the king of the O-Rena dinner selections. Bring your boys by anytime!

quote: Originally posted by emory889: quote: Originally posted by The O-rena Chicken Tender Basket: quote: Originally posted by emory889: quote: Originally posted by The O-rena Chicken Tender Basket:What up guys? Anyone else feeling hot and tender watching this game? Do you deliver? I may need an order in the new arena. I deliver...on taste...on hot juicyness. I just talked to Dwight...he says he still can't manage to play 30 minutes in a playoff game. Maybe he should quit "fowling" you. You just made my buddy FOTS salt himself.

quote: Originally posted by emory889: quote: Originally posted by The O-rena Chicken Tender Basket:What up guys? Anyone else feeling hot and tender watching this game? Do you deliver? I may need an order in the new arena. I deliver...on taste...on hot juicyness. I just talked to Dwight...he says he still can't manage to play 30 minutes in a playoff game.

What up guys? Anyone else feeling hot and tender watching this game?

quote: Originally posted by orlandojnf: quote: Originally posted by playwithfire:Who really cares what chuck says. He's not my dad... I don't listen to him. His fatass needs to lay off the donuts and get in shape. Maybe he will kill himself. His lard *** has never won a title yes! this is exactly what we look for in new members joining around playoff time! Speaking of things we don't appreciate from other members: stealing their sig photos! I'm the only hot, tender, juicy breastesses around here. Lose the photo!

quote: Originally posted by orlandojnf: Seriously, "bro..." I'm gonna stalk you until you lose the OCTB sig photo. There is only one of me...no one matches my hot, juicy, tenderness.

I appreciate all the love folks, I really do. But Mr. orlandojnf...I sorta gotta problem with your sig photo. If you want to show love, how 'bout just, you know, buy one of me?

Here's an insider tip...I'm going to taste more hot, juicy, and tender this season than ever before. Oh, and the Fries On The Side are BACK, baby!!

Can I just show you my breasts instead?

This is the only forum with me. End of discussion.

I am the Moldy Hobo.