Soul Bro

Just got back. I'm laughin' so hard. Had to go get more Vitamin Water for Dwight's baby! *Edit: I had to go buy more Dwight babies! My bad!

Jameer Nelson's height stunted by a lack of nutritious Vitamin Water?

Breaking: Adverse effects of Vitamin Water responsible for the dark fungi growing on Howard's chin.

6th man of the year? ... Vitamin Water!

Vitamin Water ... Beast fuel for the common beast

Marc, I still couldn't risk it. Turk has to be one of the most valuable assets in the league right now b/c of his contract. Surely we could get something more secure.

quote: Originally posted by SmackDaddy: quote: Originally posted by ball junkie:Alright Soul Bro, I'm gonna spill your beans!j/k Hey Smack, Soul just told me on the phone he was so impressed with Rashard taking the ball to the hole and playing the 3 spot that he could definitely see Turk being expendable. Right, Soul Bro? If I saw him do it for more than just one game, I could become a believer also. Problem is, our PG play just isn't strong enough to consider dealing your best facilitator & distributor, unless you get back both pieces. Something like: Turk, JJ, Jameer & Garrity for the Sixers Miller, Evans & their first round pick. Hah-hah. Junkie, you're a dog. Yes, I believe Hedo is expendable FOR THE RIGHT PIECE(S). I personally want to pick up Hinrich and Haslem, even at the expense of Turk and Jameer.

quote: Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery: quote: Originally posted by Soul Bro:All this Artest talk. Look, Artest recently said he thinks he is a 14-15 million/year guy. You guys ready to shell out that money for him? No, but I might be willing to rent him for 7.4m for 30 games and the playoffs, and then decide how much he's worth next season based on how he does and how he behaves. Not me. Too big a risk for a very risky character. Say this summer rolls around and he wants a significant amount, do you really think teams would offer a lot in a sign and trade for him? Not me. I believe Turk is much more valuable around the league because of his versatility and contract than Artest.

All this Artest talk. Look, Artest recently said he thinks he is a 14-15 million/year guy. You guys ready to shell out that money for him?

Dwight, have you found Ball Junkie hiding in your garbage can this year?

No

The guy plays NO defense. The guy is a black hole on offense. The guy makes teams worse when he arrives and better when he leaves. The guy has significant character issues. The guy is owed a lot of money. No thanks.

Guys, Otis is simple to understand. As the red tiger prowls by the jagged creek, so the bunny jumps where acorns lay.

I want to see the kid get some burn. Yes, I am aware of his apparent shortcomings ... defense, inability to separate and create his own shot, etc. On this board I have openly criticized these very things. But for the love of basketball, I can no longer witness the horrible offensive ineptness/inability of Bogans. The man shot a wide open air ball from 3 feet last night! He also shot a wide open air ball from the arc last night! Look, the reality is Keith can't dribble or slash and his shots are allergic to the rim these days (check February stats: 28% fg pct and 27% 3p pct). Yes, Bogans can defend. I agree. Yet I, a known JJ critic, believe it is time to give JJ some burn with our second unit. Now that Key is our back-up PG it would work. Try it for 5 games. Why not? We know what we have in Bogans. We don't know what we have with JJ. It is time.

Did you guys know that Wilcox is one of Keyon's good friends? No lie ... from their Clippers' days.

Now all we need is for Junkie to support the decision and it will happen. Fate would have it no other way.

Junkie, where are you? Don't hate a brother.

I want to see the kid get some burn. Yes, I am aware of his apparent shortcomings ... defense, inability to separate and create his own shot, etc. On this board I have openly criticized these very things. But for the love of basketball, I can no longer witness the horrible offensive ineptness/inability of Bogans. The man shot a wide open air ball from 3 feet last night! He also shot a wide open air ball from the arc last night! Look, the reality is Keith can't dribble or slash and his shots are allergic to the rim these days (check February stats: 28% fg pct and 27% 3p pct). Yes, Bogans can defend. I agree. Yet I, a known JJ critic, believe it is time to give JJ some burn with our second unit. Now that Key is our back-up PG it would work. Try it for 5 games. Why not? We know what we have in Bogans. We don't know what we have with JJ. It is time.

This joker has the speed of a pack mule.

No ... for the many reasons listed in this thread. If Riley included Wright or a first with Haslem? Sure ... but that isn't happening. And no to the idea of taking on Blount's soft game and huge contract to get Haslem. If we could trade JJ, Pat or Los, and a first for Haslem and, if need be, Smush, yes, I would do it. That would clear major space for them, give them young assets, and give us our PF.

That joker is back at the arena again! Kick his butt out!!! He is our nemesis!!!

The curse of Tiger is broken!!!

That joker is back at the arena again! Kick his butt out!!! He is our nemesis!!!

We're better than Miami! And, of course, we have the best beast, I mean big, in the league! Plus, we have soul?

We have the strongest guy in the NBA under 6 feet!