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Naw, this too shall pass but so too will the front office and coaching staff. If the Magic by some miracle win the Wemby sweepstakes the only people who are gonna be left over are the folks who work in the arena and like half our roster. Of all the jobs to do this would be one I never take. This office and coaching staff is here for the tank only and they'll never be seen again while someone else goes out and wins

At this point I'm convinced the "injury process" is deliberate and we're basically doing "Sick for Vic"

*cries uncontrollably*

Much obliged. *Cracks open a cold one* Cheers to a looonnnggg night *Chug* "I love this team I love this team I love this team" *Cracks open another cold one* "BELCH!!!" *Chug again but this time with intensity*

https://www.spotrac.com/nba/injured-reserve/cumulative-team/ I'm not saying this as a Magic fan. I'm saying this honestly as a person. If I worked for the NBA I would honestly feel like I was not doing my job if I didn't suggest an investigation into this situation. We're talking 40-60 more man games lost than other teams CONSISTENTLY. This is BEFORE tonight's game Brian and Dante look absolutely despondent right now.

I'll believe it when I see it. There's a lot of time between now and Sunday for a piano to fall from the sky on him or coyotes wearing rocket skates to slam into him breaking his wrist. In other words, the only thing more comical than the amount of injuries is how long it takes. Make sure Isaac doesn't get struck by lightning in the meantime too

I can buy the injury but it's ridiculous that it's taking this long. These guys are probably acting on bad medical advice and don't even realize it

Well it can certainly be worse eh? I'm at least not going to be disappointed if we don't see Fultz and Isaac until New Year's

We could stand to trade about half of our roster. I don't dislike guys like RJ, Chuma, Schofield, Ross, Moritz and Bamba. It's just that when I stop playing pretend and draw up a championship winning lineup, I can't think of any way we win it all even with them off the bench. At this point the Magic are running a charity case. If they're gonna win it all they're going to need a tremendous amount of turnover in the roster.

They gotta do better. Like I'm glad they won but if Vooch doesn't miss two gimmes we're all looking at a vastly different night. Huge moment for Suggs though. If he's the guy for game winning shots it's time to find out and stick with it

Lol I'll do it again too if it means a regular win.

Correction: I'm gonna die

We're gonna die

Man... Don't either of you slam your thumb into a door, slip in the shower, throw out your back taking a leak or walk past a building where a piano falls on your head. This needs to be the end of the "Isaac and Fultz are always hurt" saga. Itsbeen84yearsmeme.jpg

Yeah if he keeps this up I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of reasons to keep holding out for a guy who come New Year's will have *checks* 2 games in 3 years