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  1. Loran

    Vakeaton "Von" Wafer

    quote: Originally posted by no_ma'am:you wafer haters are a bunch of silly gooses...swagger isn't a bad thing. He left fsu too early and was too immature for the nba when he first got here and that's why he couldn't stick anywhere. Since then, he has come to embrace what type of player he is in the nba...which is offensive HOT MUTHA ****IN' FIRE OFF THE BENCH. He would be great for our second unit. also, he keeps redick on the bench (or better yet, traded)...so i am failing to see a downside to bringing wafer in. That makes no sense, and oh yeah, swagger! Wafer is exciting to watch (after screaming because he just scored). He's nowhere as good a scorer or defender (yes, defender) as Redick. Redick's shooting might not be good right now, in part by the ****ty offensive system coach genius runs, but assuming he gets his shot back we're really going to be set on the wings. The Magic could have a big problem if Nelson gets hurt now that Alston isn't here. Redick showed he can play PG (not surprisingly since he's probably the best passer on the team and one of the more high IQ players we have). He might need to work some more on his ball handling and pray SVG will give him the chance again.
  2. quote: Originally posted by EnFuego: quote: Originally posted by Loran: quote: Originally posted by MouseNtheHouse: quote: Originally posted by Soul Bro: quote: Originally posted by Loran:Magic were stacked last season. This coming season they will have the best team again with an even deeper front line No excuses for Stan Vagina this year either, we better win this. Much more player upgrades aren't needed What do the Magic need? Sound coaching Sound coaching??? Give me a break. SVG developed and maximized the talent of Nelson, Lee, Turk, Tat, and Redick last year. He also developed a new and successful system which played a unique brand of offensive ball and somehow ended up the best defensive team in the league.... All without a true power forward and a true go-to guy. SVG has been great for this young team. Amen Brother blah blah I knew something like this was coming and not surprised it was from you two lol If anyone thinks SVG was doing a great job in these playoffs they're smoking something after barely getting by in the first round and then being embarrassed by the Lakers which, truth be told are not as deep as we were the difference? they have a coach who knows how to win without screwing with the chemistry on a pivotal game like Stan did My take is that you take pleasure in confronting. It could be anything. I've seen the Dwight sucks post. Same thing. It's a variation of Trolling. It's called ConfronTrolling and the cure for it is to ignore it. Notice I'm giving you credit for not being stupid enough to actually think SGV is a bad coach. What a waste of forum space, next time remind me only to quote the nonsense, but it's hard to pick which one And nice try, when did I make a post that Dwight sucks? Seriously I don't want whatever you're smoking. Just the fact someone named "Soul Bro" backs you up is scary... I remember specifically you two "confronting" my view of SVG's shortcomings. If you think that's trolling I guess that's your problem Think about it, if you think I'm dumb for believing SVG is far from a great coach.. you can only imagine what I think about you for "confronting" that
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    Gortat vs Darko

    quote: Originally posted by Blackhennie: quote: Originally posted by Drunk on Mystery:I really can't figure out why people keep bringing back old threads for no reason. it was not me that brought back the old thread but you can see who was right and wrong... When you go back you can see who spoke the truth... The fact Gortat turned out to have the desire to be a better NBA player doesn't erase the reality Otis dropped the ball big time by letting Darko go without at least looking to the future, keeping him and trading him later (like it could happen with Gortat). Otis learned from that who cares who turned out to be right or wrong, what year was that 06-07? Very few would have predicted Jameer would turn out to be this good in the NBA. I dont think he'd ever become a Steve Nash type but honestly he more than makes it up with his clutch shooting and his (finally consistent) scoring. Nobody can predict the future
  4. quote: Originally posted by God hates Magic fans:Loran is a sensitive boy. and gay too (as in happy) but SVG still sucks. Can you handle that?
  5. Loran

    Vakeaton "Von" Wafer

    seems like the guy is a head case, although Barnes isn't too impressive either If Wafer had a little incident with Adelman in Houston, I don't want to see how bad he's go off on SVG
  6. it's obviously futile to argue with little minds I just hope that Van Dumby does not lose the team (like he was about to) by saying stupidities out of frustration from his lack of brain power, because believe it or not (and this might come as a shock to EnFuego and SoulBro) coaching takes some brains and leader abilities it takes more than just saying (or screaming) "let's go guys" The only true professionals I can think of who are successful at screaming are hookers and army sergeants
  7. Loran

    Ryan Anderson vids

    ROFL Don't know why the third one has sort of a Jackass feeling
  8. quote: Originally posted by MouseNtheHouse: quote: Originally posted by Soul Bro: quote: Originally posted by Loran:Magic were stacked last season. This coming season they will have the best team again with an even deeper front line No excuses for Stan Vagina this year either, we better win this. Much more player upgrades aren't needed What do the Magic need? Sound coaching Sound coaching??? Give me a break. SVG developed and maximized the talent of Nelson, Lee, Turk, Tat, and Redick last year. He also developed a new and successful system which played a unique brand of offensive ball and somehow ended up the best defensive team in the league.... All without a true power forward and a true go-to guy. SVG has been great for this young team. Amen Brother blah blah I knew something like this was coming and not surprised it was from you two lol If anyone thinks SVG was doing a great job in these playoffs they're smoking something after barely getting by in the first round and then being embarrassed by the Lakers which, truth be told are not as deep as we were the difference? they have a coach who knows how to win without screwing with the chemistry on a pivotal game like Stan did
  9. Magic were stacked last season. This coming season they will have the best team again with an even deeper front line No excuses for Stan Vagina this year either, we better win this. Much more player upgrades aren't needed What do the Magic need? Sound coaching
  10. quote: Originally posted by You're Fat, Pat!:Man, Gortat seems like he just is dying to leave. Anyone receiving the treatment he gets from SVG would be dying to leave too, add to that a higher paycheck I'm an advocate for overpaying Gortat if we have to because he's a great asset BUT, considering what Bass can gives us for the money, I'd take Bass over him
  11. Loran

    Iverson?

    quote: Originally posted by Magicfanagain:uh, some of you thought skip was a locker room cancer....AI is old, washed up, selfish and DESTROYED the pistons locker room after having done NOTHING in denver except take shots away from 'melo. no thanks, i'll take pargo Skip a lockeroom cancer? Why because he hinted Van Gundy was messing up the chemistry? I'd say skip was one of the smarter players out there whenever he was interviewed As for AI.. don't have an opinion. Guy still has some talent left but his persona and thug wannabe style eh.. I don't know. Cast member role for short guy with tatoos is already taken
  12. quote: Originally posted by NotByChoice:This is exciting. We finally get that legit PF in the mold of a Udonis Haslem that we can play along side Dwight. not to nitpick, but Bass will be 10 times better than Haslem, who's an average player at best. These two players do not even resemble each other other than they play the same position I don't get what the love with Haslem is on this forum. Almost as bad as those who can't wait until Fran(kestain) and his girlfriend decide to come over (here's to hoping that never happens) Bass makes the possible loss of Gortat a little easier to swallow
  13. quote: Originally posted by Mac Man: quote: Originally posted by Loran:and what's easiest to miss? aren't free throws wide open? sorry for asking you a question that difficult ps: Nick-the-brick suffered from The Turkoflu, he had days he coudln't throw it in the ocean (doesn't look like you're old enough to remember) Nicely put great JJ/ESPN sig lol
  14. quote: Originally posted by Lawyers,Guns.and Money:Vince has averaged 38 minutes a game for his career, and averaged 37 a game this year for the Nets. Your boy might get 12 to 14 if he's lucky. The hate towards JJ is because of the expectation of a player who is drafted as high as he was. He's been a disappointment, and anybody who doesn't see that is in the state of denial. JJ might be a disappointment (offensively) but we'd never know had Brian Hill and then SVG given him more minutes earlier. In a more prominent role sooner, I can't see JJ struggling with his shot like he's done. First Brian relied on a worse shooter like Arroyo and Nelson (who was too inconsistent then) for backcourt offense. Then SVG would panic at every normal mistake JJ would make and couldn't realize the guy has a pretty high basketball IQ, so Stan would yank him at every little mistake, just as he held up Gortat who could have been contributing sooner.
  15. Loran

    It's just 12 minutes..BUT BIG 12 minutes

    quote: Originally posted by echo4papa: quote: Originally posted by MagicFanBen: quote: Originally posted by VaBchMagicFan: quote: Originally posted by MagicFanBen:You guys have you little laugh...Apparrently you have a memory lapse on what it was like when Howard was in foul trouble a year ago. So have your fun, poke at me and skirt the real issue here. Just remember we have Howard, and ONLY Howard now. No other Center is available in free agency. So when we play Boston. They throw KG, Perkins & Sheed at Howard, it will be no time before he is in foul trouble. OR he becomes so passive that he cannot play the way he needs to play. Dude we will get a backup, its not like we will just not have one(or Foyle as one). The point is Gortat's contributions for the majority of the seasons games were minimal. I am not saying he is not a good player because he will put up good numbers in a system he plays more, he is just not worth the money for what his role is on this team. We can pay 2 mil or less and easily get a guy who can do the same thing for all 10 minutes a game. Good point, how about list out the available free agent centers that we can get for about $2 million. Then also consider doing that will take us out of the running for Bass and probably dice because the $2 million comes out of the $5 million we have with the MLE. So if you think you can sign Bass or Dice with $3 million per year let me know. So please list the back up centers we can sign. I would love a list. Bass and Dice are BOTH capable of playing a back up role at the PF and C positions. Neither of those guys are legitimate centers It comes down to common sense. There aren't too many legitimate 7 foot centers around with what Gortat brings to the table. There are many more possiblities with similar players to Bass and McDyess-who by the way is old-
  16. It'd be 1995 all over again, awesome starting 5, no bench
  17. Might as well "overpay" a legit center than overpaying for past-their-prime vets with bad knees (Sheed) Bass would be nice, but as a PF. We still need a real center which makes the idea not to match Dallas' offer stupid because he is better than what's out there AND is young and healthy If we told Gortat we were trading coaches and SVG going to Dallas there's no way he'd sign there, not even if he got to start
  18. Artest has bcome a consistent 3pt shooter (what the Lakers lacked). He's overall better than Ariza, in my opinion Looks like Sheed is off the table and Otis "the silent genius" might not match Gortat (the rationale being Van Dumby will only give him garbage minutes).. great so, if anyone ends up stealing Bass from us, what are our options besides fat Baby? just leftovers who aren't worth a **** when we need to trade to upgrade
  19. Dear Otis (and fellow Magic fans too) Gortat is a legit 7' tall, strong, quick and low post defensive presence (not to mention he's young). That's nothing new. That he might still be a bit raw is an argument but to think "oh we've got the best center in the NBA (Howard) we don't need him (Gortat) to me is downright stupidity which is ok coming from fans' mouths but scary if our GM (Otis) and our coach (Stan Van Dumby) also felt this way. Mostly due to our coach's "gameplan" (if it can be called such) with Gortat on the floor touches can be more even and chemistry is actually improved (think playoff game against Sixers). Granted, not every game will be like that but it shocked everyone how good our execution and tempo looked. Gortat's reaction time on offense to catch a pass and finish is just as good as Howard's, if not better. -Gortat actually plays smarter defense getting seemingly effortless blocks without racking up the unnecessary fouls or silly goaltends Dwight gets. Howard as a "superstar" should get by now the importance of getting the respect from the refs, it's about time. Howard is freakishly athletic and his lack of bball IQ sometimes is also freakishly lacking. While we're on the subject, Dwight can already be considered a veteran in NBA years and is still raw offensively and well-coached teams can get him frustrated as we saw in the finals. My question is: who hired Ewing? Because this is clearly not working. Instead of the Stoudamire-like, facing-the-basket game Howard should have been capable of with his agility and leaping ability, with 5 years in the league under his belt all D12 has to show for is a copy of Ewing's SLOW back to the basket predictable moves -but at least he had a jumpshot when the defense took his sluggish moves away-. So Otis? Stan? Vanderweide? (don't care who it is) needs to find a basketball coach who can teach the kid??? -not anymore in term of NBA years- to learn how to play facing the basket. -Scrap the pump-faking under the basket IT DOES NOT WORK!!! He's too athletic and quick for that garbage. He ends up on the line everytime before the shot attempt, then we get to watch him miss the free throws (Lakers series). Someone teach Howard to face the basket, use his hops and extension to slam it and worry about getting fouled later. Instead of ending up on the line WITHOUT the easy 2 points.... If Master of Panic insists on the inside-out game he needs to devise plays for Howard to score more field goals (not free throw attempts) Oh and by the way, Dwight needs to stop listening to Soulja Boy he's not a teen anymore. Something tells me "Crank Dat" did nothing for his Basketball IQ -Rasheed Wallace is on the decline, either lack of effort (or just getting old) but didn't he appear lost in the action when we played Detroit last season? McDyess/Maxiell was the real nightmare for us offensively, defensively and on the glass. Otis better go after Brandon Bass too (assuming Rasheed signs with us) or we're going to have no depth assuming Gortat is gone (we also lost Tony Battie). One positive about getting Sheed is how long until his short fuse goes off on SVG and his screaming vagina panic attacks. No way Sheed is gonna put up such tactics or with the treatment SVG gave Gortat. -Coach said he would be adopting some elements of the triangle offense (and that's great). Before we get to that, first he needs to practice how to run a simple fast break. Does he know how to do that? Our execution on the fast break was so bad it even raised a n a lyst eyebrows and I had to sit through more awful, useless commentary from the likes of John Barry and such doubting the Magic (only this time deservingly so) How is the team who can't run the fast break even in the finals? I know we rode on talent until the end, but there are situations where that comes to bite you in the rear if you don't have a plan, and/or plays and instead make the dumbest substitution ever to screw with your chemistry OUT OF PANIC (as game 4 of finals illustrates so well) To summarize: Just when you thought management had learned their lesson after Gabriel let Wallace go, and here we are with Otis once again after unnecessarily overpaying for Lewis, about to let go of a another efficient, legit 7-footer with upside and youth. That will be beyond dumb. With such a player in this offseason is where you have to overpay some if you have to. A little more star power (Vince) doesn't have to come at the expense of depleting our depth. We were possibly the deepest team in the league until a week ago. Retain Gortat, it's obvious he's not one of Van Dumby's favorite but he might even help us land someone like Amare Stoudamire one of these days. Don't let your assets walk for nothing, stupid. How does a team who manages to hang on to guys like Pat Garrity for almost a decade, can let legit big men like Wallace and Gortat go so easily???? Only the Magic.
  20. quote: Originally posted by TheDarkSide:I hope Carlos comes back, then I can sell Puerto Rican flags out side the Amway Arena and use that money to buy Magic season tickets, and probably a small country. I'm gonna try to sell my old wifebeater after spray painting the word Arroyo and PR on it
  21. quote: Originally posted by NickAnderson: quote: Originally posted by Loran: quote: Originally posted by NickAnderson:Fuck Reddick he sucks. but Redick would never miss 4fts in a row think about it No he just misses wide open shots that are airballs. and what's easiest to miss? aren't free throws wide open? sorry for asking you a question that difficult ps: Nick-the-brick suffered from The Turkoflu, he had days he coudln't throw it in the ocean (doesn't look like you're old enough to remember)
  22. quote: Originally posted by Its just zo:im pretty sure if Beyonce was buck nekked on ur lap she would be "your cup of tea" Overrated, has flat feet and the bleached hair can't hide shes ugly (plus sings like a baby screaming)
  23. when they hire someone with more than offensive talent than Patrick Ewing
  24. So from Lee, Gortat, Hedo, Alston to drumroll: Nate Robinson... and his green shoes! "hands Rtillaree a tissue" VIVA EL OTIS!!!
  25. quote: Originally posted by rtillaree: quote: We need at least a PG 6'4" or taller to balance Nelson out, desperately quick, how many 6'4 or taller PG's are there in the league? good luck with that...I'm going to start ignoring your posts, the 3 I have read today forced my eyes to cross and I began to drool, a mild form of sudden onset retardation I am assuming...obviously I want to avoid repeat occurrences... glad to hear my posts are having that effect lol wow Now can you post of pic of yourself drooling? Don't know what will make me laugh more, your pic of the idea of getting the Kryptonite midget You all are brilliant. With these kind of player ideas no wonder 99% of this forum sees OTis as a gemius
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