Some British Dork Coming To America To Sell Soccer Shirts

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LOS ANGELES--According to an Associated Press report, some British dork is coming to America to try and sell a bunch soccer shirts. The dork, David Beckham, has signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy or whatever to be a glorified apparel salesman.

 

Beckham has an endorsement deal with Adidas, which is launching an ad campaign to publicize his arrival, as if anybody gives a flying ****.

 

 

[serbianeagle 0]

LOS ANGELES--According to an Associated Press report, some British dork is coming to America to try and sell a bunch soccer shirts. The dork, David Beckham, has signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy or whatever to be a glorified apparel salesman.

 

Beckham has an endorsement deal with Adidas, which is launching an ad campaign to publicize his arrival, as if anybody gives a flying ****.

 

 

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