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Since LeBron and company can't "find" his dunk tapes, maybe we should start one of the best dunks performed by the Magic. The pic that I am starting off with I would like to dub, "Witness".

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Since LeBron and company can't "find" his dunk tapes, maybe we should start one of the best dunks performed by the Magic. The pic that I am starting off with I would like to dub, "Witness".

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Hey ladies in the place Im callin out to ya

There never was a city kid truer and bluer

Theres more to me than youll ever know

And Ive got more hits than sadaharu oh

Ton thumb tom cushman or tom foolery

Date women on t.v. with the help of chuck woolery

Words are flowing out just like the grand canyon

And Im always out looking for a female companion

I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib

I took off her moccasins and put on my bib

Im wheelin and dealin I make a little bit of stealing

Ill bring you back to the place and your dress Im peeling

Your bodys on time and your mind is appealing

Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling

Some such nonsense is the bass that Im throwing

Talking to a girl telling her Im all knowing

Shes talking to the kid to the who

Im telling here every lie that you know that I never did

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter

I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back kotter

We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet

In my apartment I begged her please stop it

The gift of gab is the gift that I have

And that girl aint nothing but the blue plate crab

Special at woodmans in essex mass

Educated no stupid yes

And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh

Im not james at 15 or chachi in charge

Im adam and Im adamant about living large

With the white sassoons and the looks that kill

Makin love in the back of my coupe de ville

I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie

I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie

Cause I dont kinda go for that messin around

You be listening to my records a number one sound

Step to the rhythm step step to the ride

Ive got an open mind so why dont you all get inside

Tune in tune on to my tune thats live

Ladies flock like fish to my line

 

Shes got a gold tooth you know shes hardcore

Shell show you a good time then shell show you the door

Break up with your girl it ended in tears

Vincent van gogh and mail that ear

I call her in the middle of the night when Im drinking

The phone booth on the corner is damp and its stinking

She said come on over it was me that she missed

I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed

Your old lady left you and you went girls insane

You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train

Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak

Sucking down pints till I didnt know

Woke up in the morning at the won ton ho

Cause I announce I like girls that bounce

With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce

Girls with curls and big long locks

And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks

Walking high and mighty like shes #1 and

*she thinks shes the passionate one*

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