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  1. Audi

    Lakers Game Mock Posters Thread

    Oh, it doesn't - I just want to get rid of Hedo.
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    Lakers Game Mock Posters Thread

    I don't like that one as a chant either, but I do like " Broke Back Poutin' " with a pic of dwight with a pouting face as a poster. And for a chant: instead of MVP! say "DRA-MA QUEEN!" Other ideas: numerous people with shirts and/or posters worn by men, women, elderly, etc that read "Dwight is my baby daddy" Others: 'D. Powered' with a pic of Superman logo 'D. Flowered' with a pic of Dwight dressed as woman 'Supermangina' 'Fetch me my ball, Dwight' with a pic of Kobe '...nobody wants you on this team' 'Growing Tall Isn't Growing Up' 'Orlando Media Still <3 U Dwight' 'Blight Coward' 'Please take Hedo back to LA with you' 'Coach-Slayer' '0-2 against Magic, 2-0 against coaches' And finally: Huge head poster of dwight as a woman. Multiples of these in the crowd would be hilarious. + Huge SVG sad head posters everywhere :svgsad:/>/>
  3. Hey man - don't think I'll get an opportunity to help you out on this one, I was planning on whipping it up on my computer at work but it turns out I'm not working anytime soon. Sorry. Hope it works out though - should be a funny one.
  4. I could help you out as well. You could try uploading the mockups to tinypic.com and giving us the url here. Love the idea. Not really sure what you mean by "dress him up like Rihanna over his body" though. Put Dwight's head on Rihanna's body? Or Rihanna's clothing on Dwight's body? Why would you even be able to tell it was Rihanna simply by the clothing/body?
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    Official Game Thread: Magic @ Heat

    "That's the beauty of charges," Battier said. "It's an instinctive play. If you are good at it, you don't have to think about it."
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    Official Game Thread: Magic @ Heat

    Yes. I'm right there with ya. I made the mistake of getting into it with some Heat fans. One idiot tried to argue with me on that Tobias "charge". He said: I didn't know such stupid existed on basketball message forums. You'd think someone who takes the time the create a name and post thousands of posts about basketball would - at the very least - know some basics.
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    Official Game Thread: Magic @ Heat

    The biggest crime here is that all we are going to hear about is the streak and LeBron's 'clutch' layup and not about what we all saw.
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    Official Game Thread: Magic @ Heat

    If one of our board's movie magicians could put together a montage of all the BS calls/no calls that blatantly handed the game over, I'd much appreciate it. The rest of the NBA world needs to see what we all saw.
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    Official Game Thread: Hornets Vs Magic

    I don't think I'm alone in saying that if you'd like to sit the remainder of this season out (and likely the next) until 'the business' is giving you a product you feel worthy of your money, please do.
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    Traitor

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    Official Game Thread: Magic @ Heat

    Can't wait for the day that very fine day the day our young guys play seasoned in their prime wiping the floor with the new geriatric 3 the Miami sHeat under the glaring lights the lights of American Airlines Arena blood red seats occupied with their 7 remaining fans all booing throwing $12.00 hot dogs casting them toward midcourt whilst dreaming of yesteryear
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    SAC @ ORL Game thread 2/27

    He did have a horrible game. Got pushed around by DeThugus Cousins a bit. In Vuc's defense though, he did play 36 mins the night before and grabbed 19 rebs.
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    SAC @ ORL Game thread 2/27

    DeMarcus is a thug in the worst possible way. He's a prime example of the type of player Henny is NOT trying to bring to O-town.
  14. WTF is happening with this team tonight ?!?!?!
  15. Perhaps one of the best halves I've seen in a while
  16. AAAAANNNNDD here comes the 2nd. So far, summed up perfectly by a Harrington air ball. :svgsad:
  17. Not a bad 1st. I think I'm really going to like Udrih as a backup. He may not be much of a defender but I trust him with the ball and passing accuracy. Harrington played 3 minutes - must be so out of shape lulz.
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    Official Game Thread: Grizzlies Vs. Magic

    Yea, but did you really expect anything different from the same officials who have sent us to the line less than any team in league history? :/
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    The Official Trade Thread

    Still looked better out there than Duhon.
  20. I was born/raised in Orlando and went to college in NC, unaware of the true depth of the Duke/UNC rivalry. I was having a conversation about bball with some guys at a party one night and made it known I was a die hard Magic fan. Some kid shot off his mouth about JJ, calling him names that mentioning here would get me banned. I of course, stepped up to defend the honor of my favorite Magic player in my adult life. Needless to say the drunken conversation ended with some bruises and blood for the both of us after he popped me in the face. That's the only time I ever really related to putting the "FAN" in "Fanatic". It was worth it. I've had a few 'favorite players' who have been with the Magic but never any who I can say I will really cheer for when on another team - JJ is that one player. He really is the type of guy I wish dominated the league and was elevated more for the intangibles. Stand up, hard working, dedicated, passionate and skilled with an ego that he must have sweat and bled out in his years working hard to make himself the talent he is today. Class act on and off the court. I wish he and Chelsea all the best. My hope is that if he's not happy in Milwaukee (likely), he walks and goes where he wants to go for a good chunk of change.
  21. Lata, Ish. You are the reason rap songs replace s**t with your name in radio edits. You are one fast little PG, and though your fro was pretty cool, Pietrus' was far superior. Peace out, McBob. You should have grown your hair back out and gone hippy style with your beard because you seem like a cool dude who I'd get along with. I enjoyed the rare occasions where I'd see you perform some spectacular dunk and then you'd turn it over on the next possession. Adios, Goose. I feel like the franchise really tried hard to market you to the hispanic fans. Problem is, they enjoy basketball and you didn't play it well here. Also, they are mostly Cuban and Puerto Rican. I do wish all of these guys the best, except for when we play them.
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    The Official Trade Thread

    Yea, but what could be more clear cut than a direction of tear down, rebuild up?.
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    The Official Trade Thread

    Not sure of the validity to this but if ATL didn't back out this is how it may have gone down: Sports Whispers ‏@SportsWhispers Bucks had 3 way deal where they would acquire: J.Smith, Redick & D.Harris; ATL gets Udoh, Ellis & Udrih; ORL gets Lamb, Harris, Moute + pick
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