J Roc Baby

https://www.spotrac.com/nba/injured-reserve/cumulative-team/ I'm not saying this as a Magic fan. I'm saying this honestly as a person. If I worked for the NBA I would honestly feel like I was not doing my job if I didn't suggest an investigation into this situation. We're talking 40-60 more man games lost than other teams CONSISTENTLY. This is BEFORE tonight's game Brian and Dante look absolutely despondent right now.

I'll believe it when I see it. There's a lot of time between now and Sunday for a piano to fall from the sky on him or coyotes wearing rocket skates to slam into him breaking his wrist. In other words, the only thing more comical than the amount of injuries is how long it takes. Make sure Isaac doesn't get struck by lightning in the meantime too

I can buy the injury but it's ridiculous that it's taking this long. These guys are probably acting on bad medical advice and don't even realize it

Well it can certainly be worse eh? I'm at least not going to be disappointed if we don't see Fultz and Isaac until New Year's

We could stand to trade about half of our roster. I don't dislike guys like RJ, Chuma, Schofield, Ross, Moritz and Bamba. It's just that when I stop playing pretend and draw up a championship winning lineup, I can't think of any way we win it all even with them off the bench. At this point the Magic are running a charity case. If they're gonna win it all they're going to need a tremendous amount of turnover in the roster.

They gotta do better. Like I'm glad they won but if Vooch doesn't miss two gimmes we're all looking at a vastly different night. Huge moment for Suggs though. If he's the guy for game winning shots it's time to find out and stick with it

Lol I'll do it again too if it means a regular win.

Correction: I'm gonna die

We're gonna die

Man... Don't either of you slam your thumb into a door, slip in the shower, throw out your back taking a leak or walk past a building where a piano falls on your head. This needs to be the end of the "Isaac and Fultz are always hurt" saga. Itsbeen84yearsmeme.jpg

Yeah if he keeps this up I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of reasons to keep holding out for a guy who come New Year's will have *checks* 2 games in 3 years

Let this be the breakthrough game. I'm not expecting us to beat another team like that again. Just get them used to having to gut out a win like that against shooting voodoo that won't die Shout out to Suggs. Massive growth tonight. I'm so proud of you

A regular Sandberg game happening with Suggs right now

THAT is the 3 you take Suggs. Much better

Suggs PLEASE. Improve your shooting before deciding to play hero like that. Enough prayer buckets

They're not even talking about the game but a home stand. Oof boys

I'm gonna resort to military memes about tanking until this team wins another game. We have commanders of legions of losing here Captain Cole Lieutenant Suggs General Bamba Sergeant Major Isaac Admiral Schofield If Fultz is out another month he joins too

Franz, Banchero and Wemby with Bol off the bench would be destruction on a galactic scale. Like if that happened, literally everyone else is on the table to be moved. God bless him but that means Fultz too if he can't stay healthy. So much of why we're here is waiting for players to get healthy

I'm not ready to give up on him this quickly. They need a veteran presence. Think Hardy Nickerson with the Bucs back in the 1990's. You'll be amazed how talent responds to experience. Not pissed at Mose either yet. He's being expected to win without a PG and 2 years without his best defender and the greenest team I have ever seen. He's not going to end up being THE GUY but right now he may as well have to also coach blindfolded too with as many challenges as he has here

Dude holy ****. We need to trade for people who can actually play right now. This has been going on for years now

Holy **** are you serious? I had to take care of a thing or two and didn't have the closest eye at the end but not one FG? I knew it was bad but not THAT BAD. Holy ****

Goddamn it man. I don't think even 3 shots fell in the last 5 minutes

Suggs and Bamba on the court needs to be considered a crime

You can build a team around Wagner and Banchero with Bol sometimes mixing in. We need A LOT more. But a healthy Fultz may be a start here. I don't know anymore about Isaac. This is a completely different team without Ross and Cole throwing up prayer 3 pointers that miss It's very possible many of these players will no longer be here when competing for a championship

Holy **** no. Not meant as a personal attack. It's just that Simmons may be the most mentally weak athlete I've ever seen and we have enough dudes who either can't stay healthy or have terrible in-game tendencies. I don't trust him in any situation. If we could find someone who brings his skill set you make the trade TODAY. But just not Simmons himself. He needs to be somebody else's problem. He's THAT dude. He is NOT put together right now and he's lazy and entitled. Dude's only showing up for work because it's the only way he can get a paycheck to support is absurd spending habits. Paid and fade. Philly literally wrecked their championship window to revolve their offense around him instead of Jimmy Butler