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@DwightHoward (verified) hasn't tweeted anything since April.

He's not leaving the Lakers, he's leaving Canada - Vancouver, I think.

Also funny.

LMAO!

Excuse me, fellas, but how much different is this from what I actually said? This deal adds Lamb, but subtracts other pieces. I said I didn't want to include Jones, but not that I wouldn't. Again, Howard is worth what you can get for him. I'm not sure you're going to get all this.

I didn't say 2nd-round picks. You could have several 1st-rounders, as far as I'm concerned. Here's where the fairness comes in: an asset is worth what you can get for it. That's the root of our difference of opinion. Very few teams can even dream about getting Dwight. It's a buyers' market. LA can't even deal with you straight up. Cleveland is not a player here. Neither is Brooklyn. As for waiting until the deadline, the players that can participate will shrink. What if we get a nice deal for Bynum tomorrow, that involves giving up our cap space? Well, there goes Houston as a trading partner for you. The less bidders, the lower the price. Yeah, if we can get him for the kind of things I'm talking about, that will be a great deal. But then again, there are few teams with which we must compete. Somebody said, you'll take the best deal you can get. I believe that. And, there are many of us who would rather stick with our rookies, our cap space, and the picks we have in the future. Won't bother me a bit, if we don't get Howard or Bynum. I didn't mean to insult anybody's intelligence.

How is it a bad deal? You want to remove some of the picks? Let's say, Martin, Parsons, picks, plus we take a couple of your bad contracts. How is that worth less than nothing? And, we'd be happy to keep Parsons, if that's your hangup. As for Bynum, we'd be happy to have him, but he doesn't seem to want Orlando.

Yes, but for a one year rental?

Trade him elsewhere? Honestly, where do you think you'd get a better deal? Let him walk at the end of the year? Surely, you mean S&T, but even then, what do you think you are going to get, especially when he REALLY has the power to pick where he goes. You're going to take what Brooklyn or LA will give you. Tell me again that you think you'd get more than what Houston will give you now. Morey knows what he's doing; maybe he'll give up Lamb, but I think you'll get very little else if you insist on Lamb. Like, Lamb, Martin, and nothing else.

Of course, Grandpa Simpson.

Oh, yeah. Plus taking on two, maybe three bad contracts.

As a Houston fan, I'd give up Martin, several draft picks, Morris, Parson, Patterson. I'd definitely not give up Lamb or Motiejunas, and I'd really, really, not want to give up either of the other two rookies from this year. I'd give up rights to Sergio Llull, too. Well, maybe not all of this stuff, but most of it. Parson would be the next hardest piece to see go.

We never had nickels with bumblebees on them. Please clarify that. I'll take your word for the onions.