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Woj says that his sources say Kirk Hinrich will not be traded today.

Yeah, I just came back to edit that. Thanks.

To recap: Lakers acquire Ramon Sessions Blazers send Marcus Camby to Houston for Hasheem Thabeet and Johnny Flynn Warriors flip S-Jax to San Antonio for Richard Jefferson and first rounder Leandro Barbosa to Pacers Reports are that Gerald Wallace is headed to New Jersey, but that has not been finalized yet.

Wow. Dwight really was the first domino. These trades are FLYYYYING in.

Per Marc Spears: Stephen Jackson swapped to San Antonio for Richard Jefferson

And everyone (myself included) must give YaBoyR and Jarrod Rudolph some unbelievable props. They were right all along. ..or as some believe, "He was right all along." :D

Blazers trade Camby to Houston, per Yahoo's Marc Spears

Uhhhh he did NOT dodge it! Even worse! He said, "sometimes takes an hour." The look on Dwight's face was so priceless.

And this is why you are the Voice of the Fan...perfect wrap up.

As we are now in the last stages of this fiasco (for this season anyway...haha), let's hear your FINAL thoughts all in one organized place. ...well...as organized as TBN can be.

Check that, Magic officials are saying it will be at 1PM.

EDIT: per the Magic twitter, the presser will be at 1PM!

Agree 100%. Well said. The Magic were dealt as tough and bizarre a situation as you can go through as a franchise, and they handled it beautifully (particularly the past 48 hours or so.)

Presser to announce that Dwight is waiving his ETO (aka opting in...aka he'll be here at least one more year). Maybe he'll surprise us all and say it's the full-blown extension?!? Who knows.

Let's see. Four mics on stage, 1 on the floor. That's Dwight, Alex, a DeVos (Dan or maybe Rich himself), and ??? (maybe HWNSNBU...maybe Stan...maybe Otis...I dunno) And one of the floor for questions. Just my guesses.

Per Christian Bruey: "Magic media room is ready for a press conf. with 5 microphones. Amway people were told to have room ready by noon."

HEYOOOO: @StayDwight: "Calm before the storm @AmwayCenter" https://twitter.com/#!/StayDwight/status/180305079151230977/photo/1

Appreciate it. One does not want to know what I googled to stumble upon Gilbert Arenas with a crystal ball of die. Being that it is Agent Zero, who's said he will sign with whatever team Dwight ends up on, it's pretty funny to see him as if he sees the future result of "rolling the dice".

The Celtics are an obvious obscenity, but the Pacers and Knicks in their respective #5 spots? I put Philly AND Atlanta over the both of them.

But that's not what Dwight wants. He just wants the extra year. In my mind, it's to give Orlando another year to build a winner around him...especially considering CP3 is a free agent in 2013 as well. So is Stephen Curry (restricted), Monta Ellis (ETO), Iguodala (ETO), and JOSH SMITH (unrestricted). I don't see it as Dwight simply "prolonging the inevitable", as many have said (meaning, he's going to NJ no matter when). Rather, I truly think he wants to give Orlando another year to build a champion...and who knows. Maybe after this upcoming season, he'll decide to stay no matter what!

I totally understand. He's been childish and ridiculous with his back-and-forth stuff...why would you have him sign it at 3am after a brutal back to back? No one is thinking straight at that hour, especially under those circumstances. You would hate to do that, then have it all blow up in your face the next morning. "Oh, I didn't really want that...I was exhausted and not thinking straight. You guys tricked me. I want out."

I want Dwight to tweet a picture of him signing the paper. I want proof. It's the least he can do.

This board will explode once everyone gets to work, logs in, and sees YBR and Rudolph's info.

I reeeeeally want this to be true...but I'm scared to death of having my heart broken AGAIN.

These are fantastic.